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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@perksofbeingafallenangel
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Havenāt seen this in forever! Didnāt reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
[ID: a tweet by Misa on Wheels @MisaonWheels that reads āDisabled people should be able to save money, get married, and work without losing the benefits that allow them to do those things in the first place.ā]
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
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I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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Whereās the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples arenāt coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
i canāt ever be normal i gotta think and obsess and think and obsess like will my mind ever know peace
every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it
i do want to live like them like so bad
phineas and ferb heritage post
why do men hate going to the doctor so much
we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog
why don't more of you do it then
hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor
āIām an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.ā - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context
So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel itās a good time to point out that itās perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
It's crazy watching democracy as we know it being dismantled before our eyes and just continuing to go to work
āWe didnāt have all this autism when I was a kidā
Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and ābratsā and āback talkā, and kids that were ānot all thereā, your aunt whoās ācrazyā, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz heās āspecialā, and if youāre fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz theyāre too harsh.
not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing iāve ever seen šš
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
Like to charge, reblog to cast
From a state hearing in Texas
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyāre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iām going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Every time someone mentions H.G. Wells I have to readjust to his pronouns because I accidentally internalised the canon of a 00s Syfy show where he's secretly a woman.
He doesn't come up often enough that it stops happening, and I fear one day I'll need to discuss him and slip up. I'll pull my classic did you know move but it'll be "facts" from a long dead TV show about cursed objects.
#Ada Palmer esque problem#I think I mentioned on here before the thing where while Palmer was writing a SF series where the protagonist has weird ideas about gender#and even specifically genders historical figures strangely#which led to Palmer submitting an article somewhere for her day job as a historian which inadvertently referred to Diderot as she (tags via @crowns-of-violets-and-roses)
Hey you know how everyone is always talking about how f/f ships are never the #1 ship in a fandom?
KA-BLAM
Warehouse 13 fans if no one have my back I know you have my back. Look at that RATIO
