Briana @perksofthequirks - Tumblr Blog

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

noelledeltarune

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

sluttyquarantinetheory

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

yellbug

the word "difficult" just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

shopcat

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

elioftheasphodel

whatever. go my scallops

whitachi

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

loveridden1999

batou

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

themadcapmathematician

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

kosmogrl

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

mintbecrazy

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

kosmogrl

and you still have tomorrow to try again

antisocialxconstruct

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"