Permanently Exhausted Pigeon

This is a chronicle for my decent into madness. I am someone who chronically over commits themselves, I just hope you can enjoy the craziness.

[anexperimentallife]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this

[screamingay]

i wasn’t expecting to love this so much?? this dude just like created a new genre i am so impressed. the first music video is out now and on god i am vibing with it so hard

[verdantelf]

its like… country cyberpunk

[everydayreverie-deactivated2023]

This shit is absolutely insane. I’ve been listening to this song for the past 2 days.

[sleepy-bebby]

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]

[time-travel-toke-up]

I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.

and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?

[tiktoks-repost]

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.

[michaelnothing]

"IDONTIDONTGITIT!"

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]

Had to share these comments

[catchymemes]

Disney Facial Expressions

[loveitorreblogit]

[modmad]

this person was animated by someone on too much caffeine with a huge love of lip sync, teeth, and a healthy disregard for how real peoples move because life is better exaggerated especially when you’re dropping facts

so what I’m saying is you’re all wrong this is a Don Bluth character

[annerisk]

Cale: Good morning everyone, that motherfuckin' God of Death has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

[baphonnicula]

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

[a-really-bad-decision]

sometimes I remember how Everything about veth must look to people in felderwin, and feel like I’m losing my mind

like imagine you’re some small town nobody who went to high school with this chubby, awkward girl that no one paid attention to except maybe to make fun of her or push her around. The only thing you really remember about her is that she brought her button collection to third grade show and tell and the cool kids bullied her about it for like a month. Smart, real quiet, but just an all around weird girl. Married her nerdy AV club boyfriend and had a kid right of of high school, but you’re small town folk, and that’s what you do, so w/e

a few years later, you find out she was murdered. Sad, definitely shocking, but at the end of the day you didn’t really know her all that well. You give your condolences to her parents, maybe bring over a casserole to her grieving widower, but you and the town collectively move on. The most you hear about the brenattos for the next year is that yeza snagged some big time government contract, which is a little weird for a small town chemist, but hey maybe there was something to veth’s nerdy AV club boyfriend after all.

then out of nowhere, the Russians™ airdrop into your podunk little town, torch some buildings, kidnap yeza brenatto of all people, and peace out. Easily the wildest thing that’s ever happened in this shithole, cause what the fuck. What the fuck was yeza working on?

then a couple of weeks later, dead-for-a-year, button collecting, squirrely little professional doormat veth brenatto shows up, not only alive, but with SEAL team fucking 6 at her side and an AK-47 strapped to her back. What the fuck. Every single one of them looks like they could kill you in 10 different ways, and you can tell at a glance that veth has seen some shit. What the fuck. Her and her hypercompetent looking friends announce they’re chasing after the Russians on foot and leave. What the fuck.

you never see veth or her friends again, but last you heard she’s doing black ops wet work for either the government or the russians. Depends on who you ask. She might or might not have helped broker peace between them. Also old edith wrote and the brenattos are living in Sicily and are millionaires now

what the fuck

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[makiswirl]

[memeclassheroes]

[fluffysheeps]

Moocha, Strawberry, Vanilla 🐮

[insomniac-arrest]

if Ghibli film aren’t queer media then why does it make me feel so gender? huh?

prettyboyproblems

girlviolence

camp-scarecrow-father and I-wanna-see-a-giantwoman👀 (deluxe addition)

EVIL-girlviolence (this is from the Nausicaa manga)

PilotGender

MeanHighFemme

MessyOlderSister™

and finally, not necessarily Gender, but definitely adjacent: 

[buzzfeedtasty]

[perpetuallyexhausedpigeon]

I can’t, I’m dying😂🤣😂

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[supernova1213]

I somehow relate to all of these at the same time and I don’t know how to feel about that

[peaceisalwaysbeautiful]

*saves all of these to use later*

[pierroticism]

did a little "whats in my bag" for when essek set off with the mighty nein