very neat and cool of jon lovett to come out and canvass with us for chrissy houlahan today
he was completely unapologetic about saying dems canāt even organize in pennsylvania but he was very pleased to be proven wrong
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very neat and cool of jon lovett to come out and canvass with us for chrissy houlahan today
he was completely unapologetic about saying dems canāt even organize in pennsylvania but he was very pleased to be proven wrong
tommy: the moral of the story is if jonās wife yells at him, heāll steal from his friends? favs: yeah, thatās right.Ā
All my Stilinski Family Feels headcanons:
Where I talk about the Sheriff and his Wife, complete with a little het porn and unplanned pregnancies:Ā http://theonewiththeeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/32343728230 This one is more of a Sheriff & Melissa fic, but it is also about the Sheriff/MamaStilinski:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/475797 My headcanon about the Sheriffās name (for me it wasnāt Noah or John), also concerns Mama Stilinski:Ā http://theonewiththeeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/155083720383 My thoughts on the ancestral history of the Stilinskis and what Stilesā name is (it wasnāt Mieczyslaw) this was expanded to include Sterek when I posted it on AO3:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/8973097 I have tons of more headcanons but you know I donāt think Iām in the frame of mind to cry⦠:\ Maybe Iāll share them next time?
These are all wonderful! Thank you for sharing them!Ā
All my Stilinski Family Feels headcanons:
Where I talk about the Sheriff and his Wife, complete with a little het porn and unplanned pregnancies:Ā http://theonewiththeeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/32343728230 This one is more of a Sheriff & Melissa fic, but it is also about the Sheriff/MamaStilinski:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/475797 My headcanon about the Sheriffās name (for me it wasnāt Noah or John), also concerns Mama Stilinski:Ā http://theonewiththeeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/155083720383 My thoughts on the ancestral history of the Stilinskis and what Stilesā name is (it wasnāt Mieczyslaw) this was expanded to include Sterek when I posted it on AO3:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/8973097 I have tons of more headcanons but you know I donāt think Iām in the frame of mind to cry⦠:\ Maybe Iāll share them next time?
These are all wonderful! Thank you for sharing them!Ā
i want to die
Lol
EAT F R U I T
So Iāve read The Island. Yet again I fell in love with Shaw and Lee just like I fell in love with Cameron and Bray-dee. Pure coincidence I read The Island not long before watching Call Me By Your Name. And now I canāt help picturing Armie Hammer as Shaw and TimothĆ©e Chalamet as Lee. What do you think about my cray cray ness š
Am I a terrible person because I canāt remember who I pictured for these guys when I wrote it, lol?Ā
But yeah, I think they could totally work!Ā TimothĆ©e Chalamet might look a little too young, but age him up a tad, and heād fit! And Armie Hammer is perfect!Ā
So happy you responded to my message šš¾šš¾šš¾
timmy falling off his chair is my aesthetic
My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok Iāve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like āokay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging itā I was not fucking let down at all.
I did not know I needed this in my life
I needed to see this againā¦
You must watch @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @ourladybinxthings @izhunny @mrshiddelston @maevecurrywrites @ancientfinnishgoddess @angryschnauzer and all
I love this silliness and itās going on my blog finally.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
Every time this comes up on my dash Iām already cry-laughing in anticipation before I even hit play
my face hurts from grinning
I was this close to ignore this
Ok, this is hilarious.Ā
@napoleonbrolo sent me this and it changed my life
2004 Honda Civic
Letās say you donāt have a car but need one to get around. So one day your boyfriend says heās going to buy you one and gets you a 2004 Honda Civic. Itās not the BEST car out there but you now have a car. You can get around, live a more normal life and sure it costs money to repair it but that comes with the territory.Ā
After a few years you and your boyfriend break up.Ā
Your new boyfriend HATES everything that has to do with your ex, including your 2004 Honda Civic. He promises that heās going to get you something better, the best, everyone will love it. Itās going to improve your life so much more than that 2004 Honda Civic. You push back and say, I like my Civic, it works, itās saved you so many times. Youāre good with it.
But he just wonāt let it go because every time he looks at it, it reminds him of your ex.Ā
He finally gets rid of your car and replaces it with a unicycle with a popped tire.Ā
Thatās Trumpcare
Holy fucking shit this is BRILLIANT!!!
Two Man Station is up for preorder at Riptide, woohoo!Ā
Hereās the blurb:Ā
Gio Valeri is a big city police officer whoās been transferred to the small outback town of Richmond with his professional reputation in tatters. His transfer is a punishment, and Gio just wants to keep his head down and survive the next two years. No more mistakes. No more complications.
Except Gio isnāt counting on Jason Quinn.
Jason Quinn, officer in charge of Richmond Station, is a single dad struggling with balancing the demands of shift work with the challenges of raising his son. The last thing he needs is a new senior constable with a history of destroying other peopleās careers. But like it or not, Jason has to work with Gio.
In a remote two man station hours away from the next town, Gio and Jason have to learn to trust and rely on each another. Close quarters and a growing attraction mean that the lines between professional and personal are blurring. And even in Richmond, being a copper can be dangerous enough without risking their hearts as well.
Derek Hale/Chris Argent Fic Reclist
Derek/Chris is such a very very rare ship that I have been through the (currently) 158 works in the tag numerous times and picked out all my favorites (13 in total), carefully filtering out the stuff I donāt like (OT3s, kinks, unwanted sideships, etc - just my own personal tastes). So I decided to write up a reclist for anybody who was craving content and didnāt want to sift through AO3 themselves! The fics are sorted by season, and my favorites are marked with a ā”.
(A note: because everybody does warnings differently and what needs to be warned for is so subjective and Iām a little short on time, I chose not to cover warnings on this list. If youāre the type of person who wishes to avoid certain material, please check the warnings on the fic page itself before you read!)
Season 2
The Scars That We Earned by Sandrine Shaw [10k]
The Alpha pack closes in and finds them easy targets: still recovering from their latest battle, old alliances fractured and new ones not formed yet. Chris Argent makes a fateful choice, setting in motion a chain of events that will leave the status quo forever changed.
Firstly: shoutout to this one for being (according to AO3, I donāt know about other sites) the first Derek/Chris fic ever. Itās got werewolf!Allison in it, and deals a bit with what happened to Victoria, and Allison especially has to deal with what happened to Victoria after sheās turned, which is an interesting sideplot I wasnāt expecting when I first read it. It feels really IC; prior to the get-together, Chris and Derek arenāt afraid to hurt each other physically or with words. It takes a little time for them to get used to one another, it isnāt too immediate or sudden.
Back and Forth by incendiary1 [1.9k]
This is how they are, this is how theyāll always be. Derek and Chris have a tenuous balance.
This one is short, but itās basically all unresolved (semi-sexual) tension, which is really what I loved between these two at the very end of Season 2. I like especially that Chris attempts to excuse Gerard and Kate for what they did by excusing Derek for Victoria; it doesnāt quite work like that, of course, but itās nice to see him written a bit flawed.
Season 3A
But It Wonāt Erase by broadcastdelay [8.9k]
When newly-turned werewolves start popping up in Beacon Hills, Chris Argent goes to bring Derek back to town to help clean up the mess. In cleaning up the mess, though, one last werewolf gets created. And somehow thatās not even the most unexpected development in Chrisās life that year.
So this one has werewolf!Chris, which is one of my favorite tropes, mainly because of all the tension and internal struggle involved, which this delivers on. Itās VERY well-paced, and the thoughtfulness in Chrisās internal narrative about his family and their history and his own history with Derek is a nice addition. I like the most that even though Derek is an alpha in this, Chris finds the idea of submitting to his authority laughable; eventually, so does Derek.
ā” a year in the life by allthebees [27k]
Things are as close to normal as theyāre ever going to get for the Hale pack, after everything theyāve all been through in the last couple of years, when Cora starts noticing something weird going on between her brother and Chris Argent at the beginning of senior year. As if that werenāt enough of a problem it isnāt long before the odd monster here and there turns into a coven of witches who roll into town, decide to kick the werewolvesā den, and very nearly ruin everything.
Or: snapshots of a year in the life.
I did not, even a little bit, expect you could sell this pairing to me in a way like this. This fic is almost romcomish, in the plot of Cora trying to figure out whatās going between her brother and Chris before anything is actually going on and the both of them remaining perfectly oblivious to any sexual tension while they contentedly go about becoming better friends. I like also that Chris and Derek hang out with Melissa and the sheriff a lot in this fic because itās very refreshing to get to see Derek around other adults, and for them to have their own friend group outside of the kids. While the fic doesnāt exactly focus on the Derek/Chris (itās one of many plots going on throughout the year) it happens pretty believably and thereās a nice moment where Derek has to address with Cora how itās different than what happened with Kate and how Chris and Allison, similarly, have to talk about what happened to Victoria (another thing I didnāt think I could be sold on; usually I prefer to spare her the horror, but this fic does it really believably and well!). I absolutely love this one and itās definitely the longest one on this list, so if you enjoy longfic, youāll like it too.
Season 3B
Allies by darkmagess [4.1k]
1. The scene at the end of 3x19 between Derek and Chris Argent that was so clearly missing.
2. When Derek wakes up after the nogitsuneās fly almost makes him kill Chris.
3. After the nogitsune is taken care of, Chris disappears into his mourning for Allison. Derek decides to not leave him alone in his grief.
This is actually a series of 3 short episode codas, and while theyāre actually friendship fics and not technically slash, for a long time they were some of the only 3B content I had for these guys, and I still really enjoy them; thereās a lot of rawness and vulnerability in them on both Chrisās and Derekās part.
Nous protƩgeons by salvage [1.8k]
Immediately post-Letharia Vulpina. Chris and Derek in the aftermath of the explosion.
This is another 3B coda, except this one is, to quote the authorās notes, a sexy coda. Iām pretty sure this is the first slash for this pairing I ever read, and the sex really is pretty sexy; despite Chris having to do the work of pulling the shrapnel out of Derekās back, they try to stay impersonal with each other up until they moment they donāt, so itās just the right amount of rough.
Iām no good (youāre no better) by broadcastdelay [1.5k]
Despite his intention of avoiding both Argents and heroism, neither of which he feels particularly well-suited for, Derek ends up with 74 shards of glass embedded in his back and a Chris Argent who seems to disagree.
Yet another coda from from the season that keeps on giving. What I like about this one is all of Chrisās deep existential thoughts meet with Derekās usual impersonal and blunt nature, and the juxtaposition is almost funny. He still winds up eyeing Chris suspiciously, then turns his back on him. The dynamic in this one is really something.
To Vex by Twisted_Slinky [2.3k]
Derek is in the middle of hunting down a deadly creature when Chris Argent appears to save the day and strip off his shirt. Blame it on the gremlins.
A short and sometimes funny fic where Chris and Derek have to use the age-old technique of āpretending to be bangingā to avoid raising the suspicion of the law. As always, Chris gets to make a pretty grand entrance.
ā” Not Yet by d0nquix0te [5.9k]
Three people whoāve lost their families make a family of their own.
In this one Chris and Derek accidentally kind of wind up becoming Isaacās dads right after Allisonās death, and itās honestly such a perfect match-up I wish there were about a hundred more just like it. All three of them know grief and loneliness very well, and it winds up being the perfect environment for Chris, who didnāt cry when his daughter cried, to finally allow the grief to catch up with him. What gives this a nice touch is that heās clearly terrified of facing it, and Derek opens up a little to him in an effort to give him some courage; overall a truly fantastic dynamic.
ā” Box of Wormwood by Emmessann [21k]
When Chris took the headshot, Kate exploded ā burst into a swarm of satanic butterflies. Now Derekās terminally infested, waiting to see what physical or emotional hell will break out next. Chris would give anything to save his friend, but they both know the clock is ticking on their last desperate hope.
This one is a really hard, heavy readāIāve only read it twice myselfābecause of how heavily it deals with the themes of death, grief, terminal illness, and suicide. (And terror of all things buglike, but thatās a personal thing, lol.) The actual slash here is minimal, considering Derekās condition, and the ending is a bit unexpected and pretty strangeābut itās also ultimately hopeful, and the fic as a whole is definitely well-written, spectacularly written; not only are Chris and Derekās voices perfect, itās the only one on this list that actually not only made me cry, but got me crying both times I read it. Ā
Season ???
(For works that are set in the future, or for where the era it takes place in is unclear.)
ā” Iāve Seen This Face Before by entanglednow [1.1k]
āCome any closer and Iāll shoot you in the throat.ā
Another werewolf!Chris fic, this one is very short and actually preslash, but it packs more tension in a thousand words than I even thought possible, both internal tension on Chrisās part, fighting the shift, and tension of the sexual type between him and Derek. This fic introduced me to werewolf!Chris and Iām now highly into it, so take that as the glowing recommendation that it is.
ā” Slow Dance by RarePairFairy [1.6k]
They dated for some time before admitting that they were going on dates. At first, to reassure themselves and each other, it was just spending more time together. Derek was ājust coming to look over some stuffā. Or Chris was just āheading out for a few drinksā.
Just to get this out of the way, I love this fic for having the most relatable tags:
That struggle is real; it took me about three years to figure out the proper tag to track on tumblr.
That aside, I absolutely adore this one for its own sake as well; as much as I love some nice rough sexual tension, I equally adore the slow and careful tenderness in this fic. Chris and Derek are both hyperaware of their history with each other and each othersā families, and they do the smart thing and take it slow, so they can build something solid; itās different from most of the stuff I see for this ship but a dynamic Iām very very into.
Maybe, In the Future by dedougal [2.8k]
āI like you better as a beta,ā Chris turned to him, looking over his shoulder. That surprised Derek.
The slowest of burns, Chris and Derek donāt even get together in this one until at least five years down the line. Iām not normally one for futurefic, but this one meanders on its way without being too jarring or slow, and itās nice to watch them get to have a lot of time between enemies and lovers. (Also, I know I said I wasnāt doing warnings, but I feel like I should warn for the sex pollen trope in this one; itās usually a hard pass on my part but itās about as consensual as that sort of trope gets if thatās a thing you worry about.)
And finally, Iām not tacky or self-congratulatory enough to rec my own Derek/Chris fic here, but since I did go to the trouble of typing up a reclist, I donāt have enough shame not to say Iāve earned a little plugābut no pressure if longficās not your thing. :ā)
I also set up a tumblr blog for the ao3feed of this pairing; nothing yet, sadly, but if this ship is your thing you can follow it at @ao3feed-dergent.
Enjoy, and please consider hitting the reblog if you did! (I want more people to yell about this with, lol.)
(GoT) Jon and Daenerys || Ice and Fire Ā Ā
hands down one of the best Jonerys videos Iāve ever seen, when people ask you why you ship them just send them this
I wish more foods were named in the same vein as āI Canāt Believe Its Not Butter!ā
Youāve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!
Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??
I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong
I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy
I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated
In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances
So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions
this not soup
Breadnāt
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. Iād gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table. I want you to picture the scene. Itās very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Hereās the table, newspaper, cup of coffee, packet of cookies. Thereās a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase. It didnāt look like he was going to do anything weird. What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of cookies, tore it open, took one out, and ate it. Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with. Thereās nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your cookies. You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know⦠But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldnāt do anything, and thought, what am I going to do? In the end I thought, Nothing for it, Iāll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened. I took out a cookie for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadnāt because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another cookie. Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. āExcuse me, I couldnāt help but notice ā¦ā I mean, it doesnāt really work. We went through the whole packet like this. When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight cookies, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one. Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back. A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my cookies. The thing I like particularly about this story is the sensation that somewhere in England there has been wandering around for the last quarter-century a perfectly ordinary guy whoās had the same exact story, only he doesnāt have the punch line.
Douglas Adams, well known for writing The Hitchhikerās Guide to the Galaxy shares a very British story (via girliwannatouchyourmind)