Enfant Chéri

ryan | 18 | thot

[tiktoks-we-like]

[nasfera2]

I just realized they made Miss Frizzle be the teacher AND the bus driver for the magic schoolbus. You know she wasn’t gettin no overtime for that shit either

[ripe]

lsoui_ on ig

[twinsky]

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

[clownsuggest]

:•)

[ketamie]

i hate behavior. if you act like anything unfollow me

[pukicho]

[time-traveling-fetus]

Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism

[time-traveling-fetus]

Plants:

The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[mens-rights-activia]

My eyebrows are fucked up

My cousin stays locked up

My paycheck’s got no zeroes

I’m a marvel, no superheroes

Black panther? That’s my pussy’s name

I’m on a platform, no video games

haters stay mad cause I can’t read

Seize the means, stop the greed

[dxnnis]

[dickheaddutch]

I’M GOnNa EAT YOUr TOEs

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[somecutething]

[negligentblogowner]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[rihsusvevo]

[meanplastic]

I wanna slap my cock between your sexy eyebrows and then shove it in your mouth

[squeakitties]