[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[drunkportuguese]

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10

[52stations]

when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[lea-ts-deactivated20211009]

me, deleting a post: thankfully İ never said that

[lskbe-deactivated20160223]

Possibly the best headline I have ever seen in my whole entire life

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[pansyfemme]

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

[starlet-girls]

quick what is everyone doing right now

[coffeefocusrat]

IT’S A KAMALANOMENON

[girard]

ITS A KAMALANOMENONNNN

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018