She is Spring though she love Winter

31 ☾ plant based 🌿 married ♡ hand embroidery artist 🧵 i believe in avatar the last airbender supremacy

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[thesunnahthebetter]

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[furiousgoldfish]

parents will be like "We're good parents! We did our best!" while their child is alone in their room, terrified of footsteps, unable to conceptualize being loved by anyone.

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[depsidase]

[art-the-f-up]

I may act normal but the thought of Ladybug being the Guardian haunts me.

And it haunts Chat Noir too apparently. Imagine your wife forgetting all about your life together.

[lionofchaeronea]

Rosengarten Massif, Dolomites, South Tyrol, Hugo Hodiener (1886-1945)

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[wewontbesleeping]

I love a snack that’s also a little bit of an activity. peeling a clementine, stringing a cheese, roasting marshmallows, stuff like that. eating a pomegranate is like a game of sudoku to me.

[landsccape]

[blumoonwatter]

A perfect angel 💕

[catchymemes]

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: *before the quest* I’m just gonna chill here and be respectable

Bilbo: *after the quest* I’m not leaving town until I can gather everyone in the Shire for a huge fuckin party just so I can tell them that they’re losers and disappear right in front of their fuckin faces.