what am i doing

30s 💜 they/them 💜 fandom girlie in denial header - nasa apod // pfp - turing 2064

[fertilefloor]

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

[egregore-engine]

heterosexual shipping is problematic because of the power differential between men and women

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[fivetrench]

@basyacriptid @snoozysniff

The mighty basya riding her sneeblet steed

[parkayquarts]

"seminal" is a crazy ass word. bro your artwork was so influential and impactful on the culture that it was Cum

[juney-blues]

i felt my heart rate going up and instinctively reached for the Task Manager keyboard shortcut to check on it... the implications are intriguing....

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Instagram is gonna fucking kill me one day

[sideblog-sidehoe]

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

[bathinginlye]

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

[keepingitneutral]

Pocket Park im Home4IT, Wurmisweg, Kaiseraugst, Switzerland,

Designed by Bryum,

Collaborators: Nissen Wentzlaff Architekten

[dogpuppy]

[recuperationdisliker]

thing abt being some sort of dyke or lesbo is that you find yourself talking about girls with girls. clear conflict of interest, there.

[recuperationdisliker]

so instead of saying "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends" in dms with a close friend, because that would make it a bit awkward, i instead say it here in front of like, everyone

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

reblog this post to say "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends."

send this post to a friend in DMs to let them know you're thinking of them specifically

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

my wife just shared this post in the group chat

which could mean anything

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[catcrumb]

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[iamoutofideas]

ronin

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[killmurderfuck]

my dads response could not have been better

[killmurderfuck]

important addition

[flankout]

tee hee

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

tee hee