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@peter-aroace-maximoff
What are they doing to my boy??
x-men + tv tropes ↦ peter maximoff // quicksilver
James T Kirk is a pastel succulent space nerd pass it on
(Also known as James T Kirk steals my wardrobe)
Animated version of my Wonder Woman in No Man’s Land illustration :)
Part 2
Happy Birthday for the amazing @youngmutants! I give you your very own kurt with a succulent flower crown.
A terrible meme because I’m ill and it’s @youngmutants birthday today!!!!
Happy Birthday Fren and have a bonus existential Peter to celebrate growing up x
I’m speechless lol
THIS IS GREAT
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) // X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in.” I don’t want to “fit in.”
Have you ever seen me without these stupid goggles on? That’s weird.
WHY HAVEN’T I UPLOADED THESE THEY’RE GOING TO PROM AND BE COOL CUCUMBERS AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OUT AND PETER’S BEING A HORRIBLE DJ AND KURT TRIES TO DRINK AND JUBILEE IS THE BEST DANCER EVER AND SCOTT’S GOING TO EMBERASS HIMSELF IM SO IN LOVE WITH THEM
Remember when I used to post semi regularly? Like the days before life got in the way of me coming up with Content™. I miss those days. I may be returning to those days shortly if I can actually find time to write. For now lets reminisce on the good old days of: Erik: "You have a kid?!?!" Ms Maximoff: "Yeah so do you lmao bye"
So the Olympics gave me An Idea™ (A very late idea but an idea all the same lmao)
X Men Olympics AU
Okay so hear me out. Non-Mutant AU in which Charles and Erik were former olympians who retired and decided to set up a school for troubled kids which focused on getting them into sports.
And so the independant Olympics team dubbed The X-Men was born.
LET’S TALK ABOUT SPORTS
Charles - Summer Olympics
-Ex-Dressage Gold Medal Winner
-Like Charles taught Ponies to dance
-But seriously his horse would do the most amazing stunts
-There was always a rumour that he and the horse were mentally linked they were so in sync
-He won four Gold medals
-His career ended when he was thrown from his horse and became paralysed from the waist down.
-He was given the option to compete at the paralympics but he decided to give it up and teach instead
-He teaches his students to believe in what they can do and to trust their instincts
Erik - Winter Olympics
-Was a gold medal winner in the Skeleton Bob
-Like imagine Erik shooting past on this terrifyingly dangerous little sled
-He takes the corners with frightening accuracy
-He had quite a few close calls and ended up retiring with two Gold medals and two silvers
-He’s always correcting the students’ form and technique until they are absolutely on point.
-He’s hard on them but is the first at their side if they get hurt
Peter - Summer Olympics
-so like obviously Peter is a sprinter. 100m world champion
-everyone thinks he's gonna be easy competition until he starts running
-he would do well in any running but he's not tactical enough to plan his running as he just wants to go fast
-his mama could have been an Olympic hurdler but having Peter and Wanda kinda put an end to her Olympic dreams
Wanda - Summer Olympics
-Rhythmic Gymnastics
-Never as fast as her brother Wanda always made it up in style
-She loves the beat and the fact that she can use props alongside her body to create movement
-She’s just so graceful and elegant whilst also pulling off moves that look straight out of some form of martial arts movie
-She wins a gold medal before Peter. He never hears the end of it
Scott and Alex - Summer (lmao)
-So I like to think that Alex was on track to become an Olympic Badminton champion in the original line up of the X-Men when he had to pull out due to an injury before the final.
-But then he takes a year out to go and help his brother who keeps getting in fights etc.
-He takes him to Xaviers school and teaches him badminton.
-They become doubles partners. The BEST doubles partners.
-But also the dorkiest
-Like take this moment from the 2016 Olympics https://youtu.be/PkkyjsGIE6I?t=2m35s
-So the guy that falls over is Scott but he actually makes the point. These two dorks are olympic champions and they also hold the record for being hit in the face more times than any other champions in the history of the games.
-Yeah basically badminton nerds with a whole lotta skill (and luck)
Darwin - Summer
-Darwin was also one of the originals
-T R I A T H L O N
-Like this dude was built for this.
-No one quite understands how this one guy can seem so fluid in the water AND on land.
-He earns the nickname darwin v early in his career and he ends up being referred to by it constantly.
-He loves it.
Hank - Summer
-Long distance runner
-Like 5000m runner
-He’s just so good at pacing himself and powering past the opposition
-He’s also one of the originals and a complete nerd
Sean - Winter
-SKI JUMPER SEAN
-He loves the feeling of the cold air streaming past the exposed areas of his skin
-He never did forgive Erik shoving him down the first jump in training
-No matter how much it boosted his confidence
Raven - Winter
-Speed Skater
-She started by learning how to ride horses with charles but Erik convinced her to try skating one winter and she fell in love with the ice
-Charles is still #bitter no matter how happy he is to see her enjoy herself on the ice
-Erik just smiles and tells him to chill out
-Raven high fives him on her next pass round the ice rink.
Jean - Summer
-Archery champion
-This girl is so good
-The concentration leaves everyone breathless as she releases her arrows perfectly every time.
-Scott almost always gets distracted by her in training and gets hit by another shuttlecock
-She just laughs and fires again.
Kurt - Summer
-OLYMPIC DIVER
-Listen
-Ex circus acrobat Kurt Wagner discovering the peacefulness of the water
-And then discovering that he can combine tumbling through the air and water!!!
-He loves the wind rushing past as he flips and tumbles before slipping into the cool blue water.
-Everyone is constantly entranced by his gracefulness
Jubilee - Summer
- Gymnast
-Just Jubilee twisting and flipping and contorting her body in the most energetic routines possible
-She’s so happy all the time
-And her routines are just so perfect people love her
Ororo - Summer
-Track cyclist
-Looping round and round on the track and always staying just out of reach
-People swear she could create tornados with how fast she goes round the track
-She loves speeding along and leaving the competition in her wake.
Basically this little team of beaten down kids become the best athletes in the world thank you for your time
Update
So I know Ive been super inactive recently due to a combination of work and school. I've got some free time this weekend and I have a post I've been working on for a bit that I'm hoping to finish. Basically I've not abandoned this blog and I'll hopefully have some new content out by Monday. Much love to all you guys and thanks for being so enthusiastic and supportive X
I was tagged by the wonderful @queenmedb to post my lock screen, last song listened to and last selfie! The hardest one by far was my latest selfie since I kinda stopped taking photos of myself. But have me in my cacti shirt with my lil succulent. I tag the usual suspects @night-night-gun @ishouldprobablychangemyusername @murkybokuto @scruffylookinghufflepuff @aatsushiis @padmeamidala242 @cawfeyrac @drownout-thenoise and whoever else wants to do this :) (dot feel you have to do this guys. Only I you want to :P)
Just in case any of you are interested in what I look like :)
Headcannons about when peter actually tells Erik that he's his son. And turns out it's not that awkward and they actually make a great father son duo.
YESS alright I’m a sucker for this family and so let’s get down to this. (Also sorry for the late reply I’ve been working and haven’t had time to write)
Anything in bold/italics was written by @ishouldprobablychangemyusername
- Okay so like I think that Peter is constantly dropping hints to Erik that they’re related but Erik is just super oblivious.
- Erik: "So, child, kid, boy, your dad around?"
- Peter: "Well you could say that"
- Erik: "So kid, your dad, was he good to your mama?"
- Peter: "I don't know. Were you?”
- Like Peter drops so many of these hints but Erik just doesn't get it
- During training- Peter: "Hey dad can you show me how to block a punch"
- Later- Erik: "Hey Charles. You'll never believe it! Peter accidentally called me his dad today! Like honestly, me, his teacher with no relation to him. Haha"
- *Charles hides his head in his hands and rolls off to find mystique to recount the latest Erik Is Oblivious anecdote*
- *erik gets confused why mystique is laughing at him all the time*
- "Hey Charles! Peter sent me a Father's Day card. I guess I must be like a father figure to that boy. Haha I wish!!"
- *Peter can be seen bashing his head against a wall in the background*
- *Kurt’s just patting Peter’s shoulder trying to comfort him*
- *Scott is confused, Ororo is laughing, Jean is trying not to laugh*
- He ends up having to get his mama in to back him up in his argument
- Peter: "Erik. You are my father"
Erik: "Haha good joke kid"
Mama Maximoff: "He's not joking Erik. You left me pregnant and Peter IS YOUR CHILD"
Erik: "..."
Erik: "..."
Erik: "I HAVE A KID"
MM: "Well more like twins lmao bye I gotta go give these cookies to Kurt!"
Erik: "WHAT!!????!!!"
Peter: "Yeah. WANDA is pretty cool you'd like her. She punches people who insult her"
Erik: "I DONT THINK I COULD BE MORE PROUD"
Peter: "Wait what aRE YOU DOING STOP HUGGING ME GROSS"
Erik: "MY MUTANT SON!!!"
- *scott still doesn't get it*
- Erik is second only to Scott in terms of obliviousness
- And so like after this Magneto becomes Dadneto and Erik is just so proud of his mutant kids it’s embarrassing
- Random villain no. 345: "Ha, magneto, I have no metal on me! There is no way you can defeat me now!!"
Peter: "One sec"
Villain: "what?!"
Peter: "carry on. But like you should know I just went out to the hardware store and picked up a box of metal nails."
ERIK *tearing up*: "THATS MY BOY"
- Erik brags to anyone who will listen about Peter
- "Hmm how interesting noW HAVE YOU MET MY WONDERFUL SON PETER?"
"Dad stop"
"HES SO FAST AND DEVIOUS"
"Dad-"
"LOOK AT HIS SHINY HAIR"
- "Peter show them how fast you run"
"No dad"
"Peter run show them"
"Dad will you stop we are in primark"
- "Mama help!! Dads being proud of me again!!!"
- Mama Maximoff: "FOR GODS SAKE ERIK STOP THAT’S IT WE ARE SWAPPING TWINS"
- ERIK: "WANDA!!! DID YOU JUST PUNCH THAT MAN? COME HERE I WANT TO HUG YOU"
- *peter runs to his mama* "SEE HOW FAST HE RUNS"
- Literally Erik is the embodiment of "kick his ass baby I got ur flower" @ Wanda
- *erik starts bragging about wanda*
*wanda loves it*
- Like to Erik Peter must be protected and cared for at all costs. Like apocalypse who? Pentagon what? Peter is tiny and silver.
- Wanda is just kick ass. Erik teaches her how to properly deck a full grown man
- They bond over expensive coffee and judging everybody else
- They call it Father-daughter bonding
- Mama Maximoff does not agree
- Basically Erik is an embarrassing dad and Peter doesn’t hate it nearly as much as he tries to say he does.