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In the early 70s Sesame Street was created with an eye towards educating poor, inner-city children for free, and became a massive hit with all children. In 2016, faced with going off the air forever after facing conservative efforts to destroy public broadcasting since basically its beginning, new episodes became a timed exclusive for premium cable network HBO. In 2022 HBO Max, newly merged with and taken over by reality TV channel Discovery, removed Sesame Street episodes and spin-offs from streaming as a tax write-off and scheme to avoid paying residuals.

angelnumber27

oneheadtoanother

lizardsfromspace

HBO Max: so basically we're going to erase most of our shows as a tax dodge in a week and you can't stop us

A Youtuber who makes two hour long & strangely ominous video essays about Lost Media: it'll all be on Archive dot org by the end of the week you son of a bitch. Also the forbidden original pilot of Caillou and the French dub of the long sought after August 27th, 2001 Spongebob bumpers

funnytwittertweets

invaderxan

Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruins

tikkunolamorgtfo

Tumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation researchers. Initially, the orange peels decomposed into “sludgy stuff filled with fly larvae.” This led to accusations that the juice company providing the peels were “defiling the land,” and thus, the site was ultimately abandoned. But when researchers went back about 15 years later, they discovered “the arid landscape had been unrecognisably transformed into a dense, vine-filled jungle... as for how the orange peels were able to regenerate the site so effectively in just 16 years of isolation, nobody's entirely sure.”

And that, my friends, is Tumblr.

rexidot

(via @lastvalyrian)

runrundoyourstuff

@novantinuum

dark-muse-iris

Today I learned the Texas penal code restricts how many dildos you can own. This is the fanfic fodder I need. Can you imagine getting busted for having a cock library and saying, "That's my sister's dragon monster, not mine! I WOULD NEVER MOUNT THAT ON THE SABBATH!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not a TX resident, but I read the rest of the laws in that section and found I've violated quite a few of them. The penal code also uses one of my favorite dick adjectives: turgid.

toskarin

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

toskarin

the moral of the story is that if I ever sound incomprehensible but I'm speaking with utmost confidence, you're usually not the crazy one

fluoresensitivearchived

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

uxji

straightboyfriend

hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok

lab-gr0wn-lambs

neurodiversenerdz

Did you know that your brain reads faster than your eye? We humans store learned words and so just a few letters are enough to recognize who

coffeshops

this shit is locked behind a $100 - $500 paywall, and it’s patented so no one can make an open-source version

torpedoread should be available as a free, bionic reading chrome extension soon, and beeline reader uses a different gradient technique thats free on iOS and only costs $2 a month on other platforms

please use those instead, don’t support paywalled accessibility