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Lmaoooooo

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No choice but to stan

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this is 100% why i never fucked with that “normcore” nonsense and why i’m still extremely self-conscious about what i wear and how my clothes fit, even after my weight loss. wearing “normal” clothes only becomes “fashion” when it’s on skinny attractive people and once it’s on a fat person it’s suddenly the trappings of the tacky and the unwashed poors. fuck out of here. you can make anything look good.

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i learned that in 2006, a man in Portland, Oregon hired a hitman to kill his 51-year-old wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. When Susan Kuhnhausen had her hands on his neck she asked him, “TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUC#ING AMBULANCE!” (x)

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nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

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me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

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Colin Jost riding his new bike, May 8th, 1989

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Individual rights always come first!

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when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like

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Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

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Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

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John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

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when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation” and when mitski said “i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation”