Oh Fucc We Got Ghosts

RacheI-Fellow of infinite jest

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[bloodenjoyer]

Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

[oniongarlic]

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[basil-from-omori]

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

[theswampghost]

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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[where-your-eyes-dont-go]

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

[where-your-eyes-dont-go]

[frawgs]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back

[ectonurites]

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

[ectonurites]

^ the future face of cyber security

[lovetogether]

Navidson: eeee-yikes!! I better leaves this house before the Minotaur gets me!

The House on Ashtree Lane:

[absolutehush]

@carsmanwhy i just think you'd enjoy this

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[the-real-seebs]

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

[ispyspookymansion]

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[tooies]

can they change the temperature outside to something else

[justsomeguycore]

SOMETHING LOWER