the Sexotheque

Peter, they/ them, 30

[inthefallofasparrow]

Well, that answers that regarding the elf stones, I guess.

[evilscientist3]

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

[shetheyslain]

Yet another summer without a harem of hairy men in tiny underwear to fan me with palm fronds

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

[sage-nebula]

[pfahn]

Some gay men really do engineer fascinating new ways to inject misogyny into their sex lives

[terraswallows]

"Estrogen Guy"

[just-a-bi-hoe]

^every pharmacist ever hired

[3liza]

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

Me IRL ☹️

[weepingwidar]

Gérard Dubois (French, 1968) - Moby Dick (2023)

[beansfrombeans]

two characters who absolutely Will Not say "i love you" trying to tell each other that they love one another is so good actually. more of that please

[charaznablespeteevee]

I think about this Garma line all the time it's so out of pocket

[segamascott]

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[strawberry-crocodile]

*horny* i need to jack off but im at worrrrk *suddenly serious* it should be legal to jerk off at work *horny again* but we're all gonna pretend its not so its still exciting