>>I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

>> Azi: Supernatural, Tron, Sleepy Hollow, Steven Universe, RotG, and Star Trek; multi-shipper with an entire armada of ships >> This blog is frequently NSFW

[the-cytherean]

They say the ancient elves could craft armour so powerful that it barely had to cover anything to work.

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Think of the agility bonuses! Think of the empowerment!

Now this is an elven champion who would repel the hordes!

– wincenworks

[utopians]

are we far enough out of the 2010s that I can say that a lot of what was getting framed as intentional queerbaiting in the big Tumblr Popular shows was definitely just writers making homophobic jokes bc they thought the idea of a character being gay was funny rather than any attempted implication that a character might be gay

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[monetmightexist]

i fucking hate to break it to you. it is with a heavy, HEAVY heart that i inform you.

tron ares was actually a good movie.

[secondaryartifacts]

[measlyscrapofseafood]

speak no evil

alt under the cut

[compactrisk]

tank programs

[bittersweetcranberry]

The cat trapped by mice.

[skullvis]

My beautiful Queen…you deserved so much better this should have been YOUR movie I love you so much. 😭this is an official Athena appreciation post.

[sunshine-zenith]

“We’re all starting to wonder: If Superian isn’t perfect Then what exactly is he, anyway?”

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[tetraduck]

i’ve never heard etho shriek at someone like this before 🙈

(from zedaph’s hc10 finale)

[eydilily]

🦇🩸

[kaijutegu]

I just walked into the house after walking the dog and my mom says to me, in the same cheerful voice she uses to send me to go pick up the groceries, "I need you to recrucify Jesus."

Turned out one of the wall crucifixes lost a nail and the J man was getting himself off the cross but that is a hell of an instruction to come home to.

So now I gotta like... cruci fix this.

[kaijutegu]

The other nail fell out when I moved the cross and things got a little cruci flipped.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

My favorite genre of posts is posts you could show to any person from the Europe-Mediterranean area across the last 1500 years or so and they'd laugh.

[phaelsafe]

I'm sure this has been done before, but I just finished watching Rise of the Guardians for the billionteenth time and every time I get to the end I have the same reaction, from the first time I saw the movie in the theatre to about half an hour ago. And every. single. time. I laugh my ass right off.

"So when the Moon tells you something"

[mrbansick]

Is he a vampire or just high on Redstone? No one knows

[0asterous0]

Okay but hear me out

It's both