we are in situations

18+ only please / late twenties / he/him & they/them / ⚣ / no terfs or exclusionists [I block blank blogs]

[phairis]

smutless omegaverse is just what the manosphere has been doing for years

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[lisosa]

They're ready for the masquerade~ 🎭

[busket]

this annoying boy called "wifi networks available" keeps texting me 🙄

[adultswinmoved-archive]

hold…

[dragongirlbunny]

[vee-dmsr]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[acerbicapplecoffee]

[evilnicegirl]

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

[evilnicegirl]

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do

[lesbianshadowheart]

his transmasc swag was insane

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[parakavka]

柴犬ラッテ on X: “W台風でずっと雨だしもう寝るしか。 https://t.co/k76qgBv1dH” / X