[vijara]

shoutout to all the people who aren’t able to be open about their sexuality/gender on national coming out day

your identity is still valid and I love you 

[blueberrylightwood]

[phansaga-blog]

someone : *makes an inappropriate nsfw joke/reference*

me : aw no im innocent that's so gross ew i don't like you

also me : reads gay smut + fluff every night before bed

[daryldixans]

[lukemagnus-deactivated20180125]

[therealonealsgifs]

My first gay date was everything I imagined it would be…

[prozdvoices]

Father tries to connect with his nerdy son pt. 2

[bob-belcher]

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

[danielhowell]

searching for the g-spot

[rogerdellibovi]

Most Screwed Up Criminal Minds Episodes

The Wheels on the Bus- Two teenage brothers kidnap a bus of teenagers going to school and force them inside a real life video game, they make them where shock collars, make them kill each other to win the round, tell them they’ll kill their families if they don’t play

The Lesson- Man hallucinates a little person who encourages him to kidnap people and turn them into real life marionettes, has to break their bones to do so, invites an audience to the show 

A Shade of Gray- fam calls police to say that their son was kidnapped, turns out he wasn’t and his own brother killed him, both brothers are fucking kids (legit they are 7 and 9 if I remember correctly), the brother killed him because he broke his model plane, he shoved the pieces of the plane down his brother’s throat

Birthright- this ones freaking wild, so there are murders that are v similar to ones from 20 years ago, they find out that it is the son of the killer that is doing it, and the dad of the killer was killed by his wife aka the mom of the now killer, if that’s not terrifying enough, the now killer has a pregnant wife too, the wife kills him before they can stop her thus restarting the cycle of killers

Mosley Lane- this one’s easy, a family abducts children and uses them to create distractions to abduct more children, they also burn children in the incinerator if they step out of line 

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!

We’ll find you Dan Howell

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Dan Howell cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[lovebitehowell-deactivated20170]

i bet you everything i own that he’s seen this but we will never know bc he is the only person on earth who can’t reblog it. (unless he likes it bc he’s a sneaky cunt can anyone confirm?)

[mina-brekker]

I’m not Dan Howell so I’m gonna reblog

[horrjfied]

i love that half the people who reblogged this don’t even know who dan howell is

[constantlyabnormal]

Brad Kane, the singing voice of Aladdin, is literally riding a hover-board around our office singing “A Whole New World”

[stemmegarden]

Protect him

[engaged-dan-blog]

They’re making the same face

[yeagerbane]

Short horror story #4

Your family finding out about the smut you’ve read.

[tiffanyblueeverything]

Reid : *Is a tall genius with several PhDs who has shot multiple people, overcome drug addiction and works for one of the most feared organizations in the country. Me : THE SMOLLEST OF THE SMOL MUST PROTECT MY SMOLL CINNAMON ROLL BBY AT ALL COSTS

[shesa-riott]

forever my favourite

[phantastic-dan]

dan lost 7.3k subs, phil lost 5.2k, and the gaming channel lost 33k subs