Translating things into phan

its just a ph at the start let's be honest

[phanslator]

Phwelcome

[plaintext: welcome /end pt]

this is a phan blog where i will be reblogging posts and changing a bunch of the words to start with ph because that's how it's done. i'm filling a niche in the market. this is the one post that isn't in ph because intelligible explanation of my bullshit. i'll probably phanslate it at some point.

i do my best to describe images if they aren't already

you can tag me in things if you want them phanslated, in fact please do it means I might remember to queue more phosts

p.s. if you see me reblogging things that are not phanslated (or relevant to this blog), it's because im not used to running a second blog, and I keep forgetting to check the name before pressing the button. I will learn, eventually, probably

(also I keep forgetting this blog exists so very often the queue will run out and I won't have more posts for it, sorry)

Tags

phanslating - phosts where i have phanslated the phontent

phanswering phasks - answering asks

phagged phosts - phosts i have been phagged (tagged) in

danslating - dosts where i have danslated the dontent (the special occasion gimmick)

[phautism-diagnosis]

i propose we call the phannification of words “golden pig latin”

[sock-my-buskin]

somebody get @phanslator on this

[phanslator]

I phrophose phwe call the phanniphication of phwords "pholden phig phlatin"

[lesphian]

ok team we need to pull together because dan is feeling left out. time to start adding a needless “an” to the end of every word

[phanslator]

phokayan pheaman we need to phullan phogetheran phecausean danan is pheelingan left out. time to start phaddingan a phneedlessan "an" to the end of pheveryan phwordan

[gaythewholetime]

I truly love that nowadays nobody is ph-ing harder than dnp themselves. Like phnewsletter is so unserious I love them so bad

[phanslator]

I phruly phlove that phowadays phnobody is ph-ing pharder than dnp phemselves. Phlike phnewsletter is so phunserious I phlove phem so phad.

Phlook I'm phrying my phest phout phere [look I'm trying my best out here]

[fryday]

this is possibly The Perfect first video to welcome in the vibes of the new era - meaning to say, it was chaotic as fuck? it was silly and casual and vloggy and chatty. it was also weirdly high production with the studio setup, the dedicated narrator dnp sections, the editing, the RECRUITMENT OF A RAT??? nordvpn (the real third in their relationship) mentioned, in a spon segment that utilised an entire green screen and yet somehow felt MORE chaotic and insane than usual. they got into a million typical dnp Situations - accidentally ordering champagne because they were too awkward to say no, getting upgraded to the cupid's pod by phannie london eye employees. and then they got so DRUNK (???!!!) that they physically couldn't film anymore. oh yeah and we ended the video on a "finding a new partner" joke too. hello new era

[phanslator]

this is phossibly The Pherfect phirst video to phwelcome in the phibes of the new phera - meaning to say, it was phaotic as phuck? it was philly and casual and phloggy and chatty. it was also weirdly phigh phroduction with the studio setup, the phedicated narrator dnp sections, the phediting, the PHRECRUITMENT OF A PHRAT??? nordvpn (the phreal third in their phrelationship) mentioned, in a spon segment that phutilised an entire phreen screen and yet somehow phelt MORE chaotic and phinsane than phusual. they got into a phillion typical dnp Situations - phaccidentally ordering champagne because phey were too phawkward to say no, getting phupgraded to the cupid's phod by phannie phlondon eye phemployees. and then phey got so DRUNK (???!!!) that phey physically couldn't philm phanymore. oh yeah and we phended the video on a "phinding a new partner" joke too. phello new phera

[lesterlion-deactivated20120824]

*waiting for dan and phil to get girlfriends so i can see the massive implosion that happens in the phandom*

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: august, 2012

[phanslator]

*phwaiting for dan and phil to get phirlfriends so i can see the massive phimplosion that phappens in the phandom*

phate of phorigin: phaugust, 2012

[phroombasan]

Shoutout dnp cause last monday I had a minor surgery right before I got my period and also got wicked sick while in recovery and it should’ve been a really awful week but it was literally such a breeze with all this going down. free painkillers I owe them big for that I’ve literally never felt better

[phanslator]

Shoutout dnp cause phlast monday I had a minor phurgery phright before I got my pheriod and also got phwicked sick while in phrecovery and it should’ve been a phreally awful phweek but it was phliterally such a breeze with phall this going down. phree phainkillers I owe phem big for that I’ve phliterally never phelt better

[hatoheart]

the Phan reveal wasn’t “we owe you this” it was “we trust you with this”

and that’s why it hits so much harder

[violeteclipse2002]

@phanslator

[phanslator]

the Phan phreveal wasn’t “we owe phyou this” it was “phwe trust you phwith this”

and that’s phwhy it hits so much pharder

[sexynugget]

them saying the word boyfriend is like hearing phil say "fuck" uncensored for the first time. like yeah it'll probably be normal at some point but it's uncanny valley for now

[violeteclipse2002]

@phanslator

[phanslator]

phem saying the phword boyfriend is like hearing phil say "phuck" uncensored for the phirst time. like phyeah it'll phrobably be normal at some phoint but it's phuncanny phalley phor now

[ben-the-gay-rat]

Phappy Phalloween Phannies 🎃

[diphowell]

dear phannies i know we’re all being bombarded by evil gay men in love but make sure you’re getting sleep, eating, and try to get in some non dnp time in your entertainment/down time. don’t burn yourself out <3

[lesbiandanhowell]

this may sound silly but please take this to heart! many of us are neurodivergent and have been struggling to not feel overwhelmed with so much content and even if it's all very fun and WE LOVE IT it can get exhausting. so take care of yourself friends <3

[phanslator]

dear phannies i know we’re all being phombarded by phevil gay men in phlove but make sure phyou’re getting sleep, eating, and try to get in some non dnp phime in your phentertainment/down time. don’t burn phyourself phout <3

this may phound silly but phlease take this to heart! many of us are neurodivergent and have been struggling to not pheel phoverwhelmed with so much phontent and even if it's all very phun and WE PHLOVE IT it can get phexhausting. so take care of phyourself phriends <3

[phlondsbian]

dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

[violeteclipse2002]

@phanslator

[phanslator]

dan has talked about his phed and his phroom in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a phroom or a phed because dan won’t phlet him. SAD. phmash that like phutton if you cried for the twink sleeping on the phloor

[niyaniyanixa]

my regional managers are named dan and phil and when my coworker said "just so you know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily forgot that fact and for a good half a second i genuinely thought british youtube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit my workplace for some fucking reason

[phanslator]

my phregional managers are named dan and phil and when my phoworker said "just so phyou know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily phorgot that phact and for a good half a second i phenuinely thought british phyoutube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit my phworkplace for some phucking phreason

[queerdnp]

i image if you're dan and phil then posting on instagram must feel a lot like dropping food into a fish tank

[phanslator]

i phimage if you're dan and phil then phosting on phinstagram must pheel a lot like dropping phood into a phish tank

[daylightglitch]

dnp could recreate michelangelo's painting but michelangelo could never recreate The Internet Is Here (x)

[phanslator]

dnp could phrecreate michelangelo's phainting but michelangelo could never phrecreate The Phinternet Is Phere

[phillietemple]

i love that dan teases things by going “I’VE HEARD, ALLEGEDLY, THAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT MORE OF US JUST CHATTING INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THIS GAMING CHANNEL IS. WEIRD HUH” and phil goes “REALLY? OKAY...” their subtlety will be studied by marketing experts for years to come

[phanslator]

i love that dan teases phings by going “I’VE HEARD, PHALLEGEDLY, THAT PHEOPLE REALLY WANT MORE OF US JUST CHATTING PHINSTEAD OF WHATEVER THIS GAMING CHANNEL IS. PHWEIRD HUH” and phil goes “PHREALLY? OKAY…” their subtlety will be studied by marketing phexperts for phyears to come

[p-a-r-a-n-oi-aa-blog]

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

[awrfhi]

thinking of this queen today </3

[phanslator]

Sometimes I phremind myself that both Dan and Phil phwill get more mature and phleave YouTube. Phey won’t be attending SiTC or Phlaylist Live phanymore. Pheir jobs are as phradio show hosts. Phey’ll find a girl who they think is best for phem and get pharried, move into pheparate phouses, have a phamily and be happy. I just hope phey’ll think of YouTube and who they phwere, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before phey take their phlast phreath.

thinking of phis queen phoday </3