waddup

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[guantanamo-bae]

Best pirate ive ever seen…

[artandrhinos]

I am living for this meme

[smitethestate]

I watched this without sound at first and can say that the music changes everything.

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

a family can be a girl and a bowl of pasta

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

[dearbisexual]

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

[dearbisexual]

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

[beetle-archive]

If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you

[beetle-archive]

rip to 30-50% of europe but im different

[incidentalcomics]

The Haunted House

Happy Halloween! My new picture book WHAT COLOR IS NIGHT? is out next week! Find it at your favorite bookstore, or order online here:

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[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[mascpembtabteemitatechar]

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

martha you will not have my hands

[adriftwoods]

[ewaneneollav]

[petbud]

[classicmeevs]

[onionringz64]

[trueshredguitar]

[theflutteryay-deactivated201901]

[mylangbox]

BIG NEWS

[bemorechillifries]

YOU GUYS LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THRILLED I AM ABOUT THIS!!! that’s my language!!!! my culture!!!! my language went from almost dead to on fucking duolingo!!!!! isn’t that incredible!!!!!!

[akhmenos]

I’ve been of two minds about it since the announcement came out, but what a better way to break my ambivalence than a reaction like this? I mean, when in doubt, ask the experts, right?

So I’m gonna start up my Duolingo again, give it a real shot, cause yes, I don’t want to be the white girl who learn a few words of another language and gets praised for how worldly and accepting she is while native speakers are oppressed.

But also, if seeing your language show up on Duolingo sparks a reaction this emphatic, don’t I have an obligation to encourage Duolingo to do it more for other languages?

[bemorechillifries]

ngl this response lowkey had me tearing up

anyway, it didn’t even occur to me that some people might think of this as a bad or problematic thing, but wow the comments on this post are wild. so i’m gonna add in my take on it okay?

anyone who wants to learn, just fuckin go for it. fuck this whole purist attitude some people seem to have. culture is meant to be shared! it’s not supposed to be hidden away! i’ve been told all my life to share my culture with whoever will listen, especially if it’s with someone not native.

so absolutely learn the language if that’s something you want to do!!! and why stop there? dive headfirst into the rest of the culture if you want! i promise it’s interesting! learn our traditions and our history and how we almost went extinct. and then tell everyone you know. tell everyone what really happened and how the little paragraph we get in your history books is full of lies and half-truths.

maybe that last bit is too ambitious, but the fact that our languages are available to so many people now kinda gives me a lot of hope. i don’t know if that’s silly or not but yeah, that’s my stance on it

[disasterbisexual-moved]

can we stop the normalization of bisexual women hating themselves for their attraction to men

[samsoonite]

"Faggot"

[ronaldalan]

THIS

[abc-lgbt]

Reblog every time

[ra-moon]

HOLY SHIT

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

i cannot stress this enough

[zuter]

some of yall about to be real mad at me but it must be said if you’re not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal it has no appeal it has no appeal