Who wants to hear about my new Batman villain Oc, Steve? His entire shtick is that he's a completely normal dude, no powers, no crazy tech, he isn't even a normal criminal, he's a used car salesman. So why is he suddenly on Bruce's radar? Because he always carries a gun on him and every time one of the normal rogues are doing their usual bullshit, he tries his damndest to kill them.
And i want to clarify, nothing illegal is being committed here. Steve has his license, paid the fees, done all his paperwork. And due to the rogues extensive records, just being around them is ruled cause for self-defense
And he's a really good shot too, most of the time Batman has to save the rogues from him, and on the few occasions he is in trouble, the batfam obviously still save him because Bruce values life too much
And when Steve is walking out of the courthouse, Bruce tries to talk him out of doing this, that he understands but killing people is never the answer. That Steve can put the gun down and just live a normal life
And Steve replies "With all due respect, Fuck you. Normal cities don't have to make sure none of the businesses infringe on any villains shtick so they don't get bombed. Most cities don't have to cancel Halloween because 15 murderers have decided it's the most thematic time for a terrorist attack. In most cities, guys don't have to come home to a voicemail from the morgue saying that your wife was burned alive in a giant birthday cake for an evil clowns April fools joke. I'm not going to stop, not until we get what everyone else is getting"
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