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[phasroy]

commissions to pay for my gf's estrogen

i've never done commissions before but my girlfriend is in dire need of some money to pay for her estrogen so desperate times etc. she is unemployed and looking for a job while also being a student and working without pay at an elementary school a few times a week. she's already gone almost a month without estrogen and she's feeling the effects. so i would greatly appreciate if you would buy a commission or at least reblog! details under the cut

simple fullbody - $12

minimal shading, no complex background, no complex perspectives or especially difficult poses, etc. just a neat little drawing of whatever character you want, you get the gist. these shouldn't take me very long and i can do digital (procreate) or traditional if for some reason you'd want traditional

bust - $5-15

don't wanna put a set price on these because as you can see there is a bit of variety in a way that's not easy to divide into categories but basically, the sketchier the art, the easier to shade and add details. the cleaner the art is, the more time that will take. i tried to organize these in order of how much i would charge for them, with the first being the cheapest and the last being the most expensive

ms paint - $5

all of the above were made with a mouse in microsoft paint, one of my favorite ways to draw! im very flexible with this one i will draw pretty much whatever you want just because it's fun, but just don't expect it to be of the same quality as a procreate drawing

anything complex - $30-50

i'm just lumping everything more complex into one thing because i really don't have any specific qualifications. this is just gonna be anything that takes me more than a couple days to finish, which will mostly be dependent on how complex the rendering is. it'll be a very case by case basis

DM ME FOR MORE INFORMATION!!!

thank you so much anyone who buys a commission or simply reblogs. if you are kind and wonderful enough to want to skip the art and just donate straight to my gf, you can send to my c4sh4pp $phasroy. she needs about $200 in full and anything helps

also if you're curious, the recurring purple haired character belongs to my friend zoe. sorry also that i gave up on doing image id i just want to get this out quickly

[phasroy]

some more of my miscellaneous art in case you need more convincing

i also post sometimes on @phartroy

[targetedknowledge]

[necrowtic]

we need to restructure society in a way that places women with messy frizzy curls on top and everyone else on the bottom. i believe this will solve all the worlds problems. vote necrowtic for president

[necrowtic]

we need to restructure society in a way that reduces boys with straight emo hair to polishing boots with their tongues

[necrowtic]

happy to announce gondorrevealparty as my running mate

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

im learnign somuch

[zmpl]

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[sealdev]

Thanks for watching the sunset with me. Now let's go to sleep.

[amphsy]

We gotta talk about this thing

[van1llaskys]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[raccoonmilf]

Yeah…I think he just uses our texts as his own personal tumblr at this point

[boykathy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue

[caruliaa]

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

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I just think it's funny how you guys have a game called spore, itd be like if I made a game and called it babies lol