Pheobus

he/him

[randyx]

Just watched it, really liked it

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[onthenextsitcom]

(british fates in hadestown) what you gonna do when the crisps are down

[pheobus-the-plant]

gonna have a mah'a on your hands

[emiko-matsui]

on fathers and their bad children.

[c-rowlesdraws]

I’ve been thinking about them lately… Shakra doesn’t really fit on Hornet’s little bed, but she’s making it work.

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[romint-drake]

He forgot to put whiskey in the bong.

Also "Brennan Weed Mulligan" should be a prompt on the next season of Make Some Noise

[pheobus-the-plant]

The fact that he correctly mimed using a bong. He's friends with so many stoners :)

[juliander]

SABINE i mean. sabine painting chopper maybe.

Dedicated to me and my little sister’s undying love of the ambrosia known as Baja Blast

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[bolithesenate]

we have reached the tower defense chapter of my longstanding dnd campaign and let me tell you. warding glyph is a SLEPT ON SPELL

you can just stack the meanest combos??? the fact that the cost doesnt scale with upcasts is crazy to me, like, given enough diamond dust i can boobie trap rooms with the nastiest effects.

floor that eats you? (meld into stone spell glyph) (dm ruled that range:self also counts under warding glyph)

block passages? (tiny hut spell glyph)

room of silent death? (silence spell glyph and then subsequently triggering aoe spell glyphs, like firestorm, moonbeam or insect plague. which again. you can stack. and no one hears their screams)

you can also use it to drop medpacks or buff areas? sure, some spells might heal your enemies as well, but comon. imagine having a Heal glyph stashed somewere and you're one free item interaction away from +70hp???

not to speak of the fact that any concentration spells just go for their full duration no checks needed even during combat!

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

[pheobus-the-plant]

"I want it to mean something" GIRL WHAT WHERE YOU DOING FOR THE LAST 12 MONTHS FLIRTING ISN'T ILLEGAL

[aquafina-tina]

I love Star Wars Rebels

the only way I can describe the finale is that Thrawn was playing 4d chess but Ezra was playing 5d checkers.

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[sayuupi]

Thank you so much for all the love of the brooks falls bears sketch!! I read all your lovely tags/comments hehe!

Let me interest you to my bear cubs characters! Beru🐻‍❄️, Koko🐻 and Meng🐈‍⬛

You will be seeing them a lot from me :D

[pheobus-the-plant]

Every star trek captain is a horse girl and I love that for them

[milkmanviii]

Ezra Bridger’s first lightsaber, made with tulip, maple, Gonçalo alves?, panga panga, and redheart with a cherry stand.

Finally got back to making stuff after getting a dog, and this one was relatively simple to get back in. I honestly haven’t got a clue what the piece of reddish brown wood is, it was just an unlabelled chunk in the box that looked right but it could be a few different species.

[pheobus-the-plant]

Holy shit it's a wooden gunsaber

[songspirits]

YOU think satine kryze clings to pacifism because shes a coward, I think satine kryze clings to pacifism because shes crazy and enjoys the blood of her enemies more than she should. we are not the same

[pheobus-the-plant]

Satine and Bo-Katan with opposite reactions to violence and the exact same amount of bloodlust!!