[phillipimserious]

I miss him dearly, God. I miss his face, his presence, his willingness to adventure. I've spent the last two months texting myself in his dm's. Hell, I've even messaged him on Spotify. I miss him dearly. I am utterly heartbroken. I am a fool.

When I see him again, I will surely rejoice and cry. I would forgive him exponentially and allow myself to fall into his embrace. I look back at photos of us and I am left wondering if he perhaps misses me too. I mean, he has photos of us in his apartment. He has a shrine of our love. How can he possibly not think of me? Should I send him another text telling him that I miss him dearly? That I apologize once again and that I love him. He sent me a message request on Twitter 2 weeks ago which I promptly accepted. He hasn't messaged me though. I just want him back.

[phillipimserious]

what can I possibly do to win back his heart? Please God, grant me this one pleasure.

[phillipimserious]

reboot as soon as I'm able

from my experience, any man who leaves never comes back. you can cry, plead, bargain with the universe but that doesn't change anything. you're left with months maybe years of lingering pain. memories haunt you and you want it all back. but the men will never return. I've spent the last 2 months proving to myself that I'm fun. but then the fact that he is not here is a glaring reminder that I am not wanted. fun but not wanted. lesser girls get them back. for once, I want someone to stay. for once, I want to spend summer with someone. I want to stand in the sun with someone. does that make me male centered? the fact that I yearn to have a boy by my side.

[the-real-ramimalekpeen]

Unrelated to fandom but why does Tumblr have THE WORST ADS EVER?!

Why am I seeing the acne ad over and over again? Stop, @staff please get your ad-shit together.

[l3-jin]

i do be wishing the best for y’all. life ain’t easy

[toastbutteregg]

[okayysophia]

[grimeclown]

Yall ever heard white church music? Christian rock is one of the most gratingly generic and repetitive genres of music out there by a mile. It sucks so fucking bad. I am talking about this now because someone is sitting in front of the hospital and blaring “how great? Is our god?” As loud as the speakers in his truck can handle

[grimeclown]

I dont. Want recommendations. I cannot stress how much i do not care about what “good” christian rock is. I am not looking for a more palatable form of white people singing about the christian faith. I have not and will not ever listen to Skillet.

[grimeclown]

Okay listening exclusively to gospel is insane but i want to be exceedingly clear. Im talking about white church music. Im talking “your pastor has a ‘very special guest’ whos a pretty blond boy with long hair that wears a denim jacket and unfortunately someone is handing him a guitar” kinda music. The kind of music those white soccer moms stand up and close their eyes and sway to with rapturous enjoyment. Im talking about the bands that play for congregations that look like this.

[solarcowboykid]

and then they play the same five songs that all sound the same but are annoying in different ways for a year straight but make them all twelve minutes each when they're only supposed to be four minutes and they're also sung out of everyone's range

[autisticexpression]

The problem with generic white boy praise music is it's not a genuine expression of culture or even of faith. It's soulless pandering that is designed to be as generic and broadly appealing as possible to make christianity seem cool to the youth. But it doesn't fucking work because it's so boring and substanceless that it means absolutely nothing to anyone who doesn't already believe in the message. I went to a Christian school and I know. There was always at least four atheist or atheist adjecant kids sitting in the back of chapel looking absolutely miserable. It just fails on every level and shouldn't exist. It's basically the same level of mindless disingenuous crap as post-911 country music.

On the other hand, gospel music, traditional hymns and carols? That shit slaps! You can enjoy it even if you aren't religious because it's just objectively good music that wasn't manufactured to pander to as broad a demographic as possible.

[grimeclown]

Oh wow somebody actually left a good response on this post

[quasi-normalcy]

[nuodai]

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

[nenastrology]

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

[ruinedchildhood]

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

[phillipimserious]

I really like him, and I dont know if he likes me back because I’ve been friend zones so many times before. Like, please!

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[tetasita]

[phillipimserious]

Una vida mundana

Trigger warning: Suicide, Self-Harm

Pasó su domingo como siempre. Se despertó de su cama, comió desayuno, y trató de leer algunas páginas en la biblia.

Pero también como cada domingo, el prospecto de que se iba tener que regresar a su trabajo de oficina entró en su mente.

Tendrá que sentarse en su escritorio otra vez para ocho horas y hacer llamadas a los hospitales para información sobre bills. Sus compañeros le regañará pasionalmente por un razón o otro.

Y sin planear para que hoy sea su último día en este mundo, camino a la cocina, agarró un cuchillo, y se suicidó como si estuviera vengándose de un dios descuidado.

Y así acaba la historia. No se despertó en otro mundo lleno de magia. No vio si existiera una manifestación que ciertamente lo odiaba. Ni siquiera vio a nadie intentar a resucitarlo como en las películas que veía. Solamente se murió en ese piso. Todo por escapar de su vida mundana.

[letsbekidsagainithinkididitwrong]

What she says: I’m fine. What she means: In the iCarly special ‘isavedyourlife’, Sam sabotaged Carly and Freddies relationship by getting into Freddies head and convincing him that Carly was confused and didn’t really care for him. (Which was proven false by Carlys obvious upset during Sam and Freddies relationship and in the finale when Carly kissed Freddie goodbye.) Carly and Sam discussed her first kiss with Freddie right after it happened so Sam had to have known that Carly did really care for him. Sam betrayed Carly by tricking Freddie into breaking up with her and then dating him herself. (Which Carly allowed because she wanted her friends to be happy) so all in all; Sam was the worst friend and totally selfish, not to mention literally ABUSED Freddie before and during their relationship and Creddie was way healthier and should have been Endgame.

[barnes-107th]

Whether or not the iCarly revival gives us Creddie, I’m just glad there won’t be Seddie. And this isn’t me being a petty Creddie shipper. It’s me knowing that Seddie was toxic and abusive and should never have been romanticized. Even the cast and the writers have said they prefer Creddie over Seddie and that Seddie made no sense to them and that it was toxic. Now that they’re adults, I want Carly and Freddie to have a mature conversation about their relationship whether it’s platonic or romantic. And tbh I’m glad they didn’t end up together in the end of the series, because it would have been messy in my opinion. Yes, me a Creddie shipper, didn’t want a Creddie endgame back then because it wouldn’t have been well written in my opinion and wouldn’t be satisfying. Now that they’re adults, they can talk about their past together and see if it leads to something more, without messy teen drama.