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chaumas-deactivated20240115

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

chaumas-deactivated20240115

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

poketcg-art

Chikorita -- Kariya

mutant-distraction

📷 Michele Soltisiak

Exsudoporus frostii.

covid-safer-hotties

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

villainessbian

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

pride-knightess

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

pride-knightess

Take it back im telling my mother superior about this 😢

mhhmmm yea

Bro they got geep in Ohio

rogue-ai-cat

Apparently sheep have 54 chromasomes and goats have 60, so the Geep is an especially wild anomaly. Should not be compatible in any way.

2022dirt

Faces in coffee.

librarycards

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

pmamtraveller

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

ddrvbiblgigb

mollymux

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

neuronary

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

once-a-polecat

were--ralph

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

flizaa

if you have to ask you’re not ready

were--ralph

can you explain? i don’t get it

thefirstanomally

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.