idk

intp, autisc, 23, just a nerd with no friends

[nale-gunn]

i did a redraw

[timeloopfemme]

microdosing on self love by projecting my insecurities onto fictional characters and loving them

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[socialmaya]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Is this my macroeconomics professor asking me to write economic fanfic?

[triviallytrue]

#enemies to lovers?

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[twocubes]

FIGHT

[anosci]

[anomalous-analytic-memes-deacti]

“Johnny can you please stop reading your novel and take out the assigned reading,” my SJW professor snarled marxistly.

“I-I’m defending Western Civilization!” I shouted, proudly brandishing my 600 page tome of Russian nationalism, “I’m not reading any of this communist crap.”

Everyone clapped as I was asked to leave the classroom if I was “going to keep interrupting the lesson.” One brave soul at the front of the class brilliantly observed “This is just like 1984!”

[probable-goblin]

The types during quarantine

Going completely insane: ESTP, ESFP, ENTJ

Bummed, but taking advantage of the time: ISFJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ISTJ, ESTJ

Going between being super productive and super lazy with no middle ground: INFP, ENFP, INFJ, ENTP, ISFP

Has anything really changed??: INTP, ISTP, INTJ

[fleurs-en-julliet]

INTP Things

- The ‘I totally did that’ smirk

- The 'I didn’t do that’ smile

- The 'I wish I did that’ laugh

- You can remember what your friend got for Christmas three years ago but can’t remember their birthday for shit

- Loosing track of time and obsessing over something on the internet until 3AM.

- Constantly needing supervision or else you’ll destroy something

- Radiating Chaotic energy whenever you’re plotting something

- Not being able to keep secret because you didn’t know it was a secret

- Not being able to lie about little things, but when it comes to bigger things, they’ll never know the truth

- Having a weird photographic memory that kicks in randomly

- People calling you smart, and you not agreeing because you do stupid shit constantly

- Trying to figure out someones life story after meeting them one time

- Trying to use your 'intelligence’ as an advantage, and then it backfires

- Having your own little celebration whenever you do something (something like noises or a little dance you do)

- Trying to understand people’s motivations and morals, and then giving up because it just gets more confusing as you go

- Feeling as if you’re detached from reality. Like no one really exists and this all is a dream. Then you realize you’re being stupid and go back to whatever you were doing.

- You can’t stop talking about certain things, even if you see that the person doesn’t want to hear about it, YOU GOTTA TALK

- Being introverted and wanting to have friends, but just don’t want to talk people, but you want to have friends

[helnight]

i, who bases my entire personality on the things i hyperfixate on, the moment i don’t have anything to hyperfixate on: …who am i

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[mossykeats]

Seeing a girl dressed as if she were a village witch or a lonely vampiress is like: pls let’s hold hands and study literature until we both die because you’re perfect.  

[madfendiva]

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

[stimmingstarboy]

Me: I’m not materialistic at all! :)

Me after seeing a stim toy or plush: I will die a horrible and sad death if I do not purchase this here and now D: