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mage | they/them dnp

[pitlanewrites]

since usamericans take up a large portion of the english-speaking internet when their elections happen, i think it’s only fair that i can put out a reminder to all kiwis out there to vote in our local body elections that are happening now until the 11th of october!! exercise your right to democracy!!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

everyone on tumblr was going goncharov-style wild over a 90s romance movie that had the line ‘kiss me like the birds kiss’ and people were declaring this the most romantic thing anyone had ever said.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[vynive]

come on man they do this all the time

[philstoes]

my cousin used to say i had chicken lips… because chickens don’t have lips

[luckilyiambrave]

I cried a lil bit

[manchestereyes]

“i just wanna say how proud i am of dan and how he’s grown into such an inspiring person”

“and he’s so modest about this book, he’s not talking about it as much as he should”

“so here i am, talking about it because it’s great!”

“i learned stuff, i laughed, i might have even cried—shut up”

“i agree there’s so many things that we need to know to keep ourselves happy. so you shouldn’t just get this to support him, you should get it to make yourself that little bit happier”

“i’ve just seen how happy he’s been since he’s found all this out and i want that for you as well”

“so i’ve put the link below, he’s probably gonna hate me for this but it’s too late now!”

in conclusion,

[sexynugget]

RING FINGER

THAT WAS A MIDDLE FINGER DANNY

DAN

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT

[sexynugget]

I THINK I JUST GAVE YOU A HOOVER HICKEY

THE LORD IS TESTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[blondephil]

i’m too lazy to log into tumblr on my laptop but here’s the face phil made after saying “how do you feel about people seeing you completely naked”

[yikesola]

Wake up babe, new dan big laugh dropped :’’))

[companionsthroughlife]

Ok, I just cried at the end there. Phils lil "I'm so proud of dan" moment. I'm hurting, he's so supportive and I can't stop thinking about that.

[straggy-luvs-u]

i know we all say this all the time but like. imagine. IMAGINE. seeing this in 2015 “inherently gay” SHUT UP <3

[yikesola]

Thanks kings for shaving me the trouble of pointing out the mirror eye contact and just doing it yourself😩😭

[quercussp]

i started crying when dan was all thanking phil for being there for me and then went full on ugly weeping at the end clip there

[frogboydan]

they🥰

[ttlmt]

they 🥰

[dnptheinfinity]

this is a face of someone who has seen dan completely naked

[sexynugget]

"AHHHHH COME HERE IDIOT"

[deadandphilgames]

crying and screaming from the clip at the end, ive said before i couldnt handle a sincere phil and it still applied. i am a puddle of tears. he really cares so much about dan ;-;

[sexynugget]

"ive just seen how happy he's been since figuring all this stuff out and i want you to experience that too"

holy fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

ahhhhhhh

im gonna crawl into a cave and sob until the end of eternity