Bored Potato

Welcome to the ramblings of a mad scientist/smol bean! Pronouns: she/her/hers/fae/faer/faers

[moringmark]

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Uraraka: I'm broke so I can't buy you a birthday gift this year but I do have a terabyte of frog memes that I have collected for over a year. Would you accept that?

Tsuyu: *tearing up* That's all I've ever wanted

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Tsuyu: How are you two doing?

Shoji: I am breathing

Tsuyu: That’s setting the bar a little low

Shoji: It’s better than Midoriya

Midoriya, hyperventilating on the floor: Fuck You

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Kaminari: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jirou, sighing: Why?

Kaminari: To get to the idiot’s house

Kaminari: Knock knock

Jirou: ...Who’s there?

Kaminari: The Chicken

Jirou:

Jirou: I'll let that slide under one condition

Jirou, grinning: Go tell that joke to Bakugou

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Mr Compress: You know the saying, what doesn't kill you-

Shigaraki: Better start running because now I'm fucking pissed

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Shinsou: Why is Midoriya pronouncing the English word 'boy' as 'bitch'??

Kaminari: Oh my god he actually believed me

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Momo: Im a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.

Sato: Its only one serving if you serve it all to yourself

Momo: I like the way you think

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Kaminari: Weatherboy (derogatory)

Bakugou: What the hell does that mean

Kaminari: Wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

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Jirou: You’ve heard of Guitar Hero, now get ready for—

Mina: UKULELE VILLAIN!

[mysoulspiralbound]

The first functioning thought upon reading this was and they were lovers followed by enemies to lovers slowburn.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Toga: Ancient catboys

Toga: Nyanderthals, if you will

Spinner: I absolutely fucking will not

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Midoriya: Why am I locked in here?

Iida: I think this is for your own good

Bakugou, throwing the key out a window: And I think it’s funny

[the-haiku-bot]

Bakugou, throwing

the key out a window: And

I think it’s funny

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Highlight of my career right here

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Toga: *chasing Midoriya around the dorms*

Midoriya: Alexa, play the scooby doo theme song!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also they were originally a form of underwear and I think that’s nifty!

[shroompuff1]

GAUD THIS HAS LONG BEEN COMMON KNOLEDGE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I don’t know what the fuck counts as common knowledge!!! for years I thought everyone knew that lobsters have teeth in their stomachs & blood can be used as an egg substitute. my perspective is slightly skewy!

[perniciousprophet]

How much blood contitutes one egg?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

¼ cup of blood can be substituted for one medium sized egg

[venomaximus]

There are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body and this post put all of my cells in attack mode

[gigglepuffpixie]

does it have to be wet blood? because dried blood is more shelf stable

i actually have a similar question regarding the infamous “virgin blood.” honestly, the dry stuff is just so much easier to work with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my thought process is that if milk can be powdered, blood probably can be too seeing as mammal milk is just filtered blood

[usoppsleftnostril-deactivated20]

You can buy solid cubes of pig blood

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and i Shall :D

[rec-rewind]

[puppyaulait]

Ready to be hunted down for sport for headcanoning a popular character as aro-ace 😎✨

[moringmark]

Roommate AU

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[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post