[the-big-mood]

Pokémon playing hide and seek is the cutest thing ever🥺

[nerdreamer]

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[effinbirds]

[lamignonette]

[themirokai]

Contemplating crimes….

[vintagehomecollection]

Traditional Country Style, 1991

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[starlightfae]

me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[baddywronglegs]

I love that a lion with an eagle's head and wings is such a well-known mythical beast but apparently the English language can only agree on a grand total of 3 out of 7 letters in its name.

[quietsamurai98]

Regex that ought to match (most) spelling variations of this mythical beast's name:

gr[iuy](?:ff|ph)[eioy]n

[artemisonahunt]

I write it either as gryffin or griffin

But

Gruphon, gryffon, griphen (sounds like the plane, grippen, lmao), gruffin and others would be enlightened spellings

[asmuchasidliketo]

@artemisonahunt this one is for you

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[kosmogrl]