[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[helianthusic]

where exactly do trans androgynous people align in the TMA/TME bullshit? because if the act of being feminine leaning makes you TMA and the act of being masculine leaning makes you TME, it just feels like you've created another useless binary system meant to other people you think don't deserve to be cared about.

y'all really made a "but what are you REALLY?" flagging system. it's fucking gross and for some reason you want to make it the basis of the trans community.

we've looped around to demanding to know what's in someone's pants again, but pretending like it's justified because then you can hate the people you think deserve it and feel good about it.

fucking disgraceful.

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[myirlnameiscloud]

It's so fucking awful when transandrophobic trans people* use traits that trans men/mascs/boys are commonly dysphoric about to insult them. Like anything that regards to size (we're often called "little" or "small" derogatorily) or looking especially young (birthday BOY) or anything related to breasts (zipper tits) or vulvas (cunt/cuntboy) or derogatory terms with feminine origins (bitch). They know exactly where it hurts because they're also trans, and then they turn around and use that knowledge to hurt us. I've been feeling very betrayed by the trans community as of late.

*The trans people who do this are not always trans women or transfeminine, just fyi. I see transmascs, trans men, and enbies do this a lot as well.

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[mothnem]

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

[tittled]

grandma ate my fucking pizza

[captain-price-returns]

[dogpuppy]

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[thememedaddy]

[driflloon]

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

[useless-stray]

ughh i hate trans men because they’re men! never mind that i treat them completely differently to cis men or that i casually infantilize them and insult them using specifically very stereotypically gendered insults like bitch or cunt. sigh, men ammiright

[justafrogghost]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me