I have no pronouns

Please do not refer to me

[screenshotsofdespair]

[guiltygearofficial]

Who up late cancelling they romans

[hitboxesonstockimages]

[piccadilly-blue]

Josephine: Oh no! This is the part where he kills us!

Olaf: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

[kinda-okay-incorperated]

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

[monopoly-man-777]

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[jv]

The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm

[lizardsister]

[lizardsister]

no exaggeration i have to have watched this video like 50 times today

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

smash announcer: Joe Biden!

shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[snowradish]

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[kibumkim]

[annikuh]

[tags from @boyfront]

[93pigeons]

I am currently in your tumblr feed

[zaneclodon]

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[lindleland]

did you just fucking know this

[memewhore]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[kilrosk]

[moofahdrome]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[shapeshiftinterest]

song: in the hall of the mountain king

[sol1056]

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

[heritageposts]

hewwo all my sweeties!! 💖✨so i just started watching this really cute cartoon called steven universe, but i saw someone here say there's some really icky problematic stuff in it?? just hoping someone could help educate me thanks <3 uwu

[heritageposts]

oh my gosh after reading through your replies i feel so bad for watching the show!!! i'm so sorry to all my followers i hope you can forgive me for putting this cr*p on your dash :'( i didn't know the irish were real people, okay? >_< but i'm educating myself!!! and i'm taking responsibility by deleting my SU attack on titan crossover fic from my ao3 right now!!

[heritageposts]

i;mm aan american how was i supposed tto know irrelannd; isa real countryy???? can eveeryonee js, st pelase s/top sendin em hat eii;m littteerary ccr;;ying irght n, ow and so meeonee just,, told me to p*ss my pnats i can;t deall with t;hi., ss anymo,,re i hoppe you all[ go to frick f,rack