I AM THE BUTT

I'm applegeuse everywhere else. ~*~the head to my butt~*~

[picklepunch]

SPN Podfic Theme Lists - Masterpost

Season Three - Sam/Dean

List of podfics of astolat’s wincest fics, compiled by @opissum

Watersports - Sam/Dean, Jared/Jensen

[stormblessed47]

Teacher: Mr Winchester, as you know, the assignment was to bring in something important to you.

kid!Dean: Yeah, and I did that.

Teacher: I meant an object, not your little brother.

kid!Sam:

[moovawy]

[sinlovers]

the way dean looks AND behaves like sam's guard dog.

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

Because he is Sam's guard dog. That's his job.

[catnipster69]

What if they had made Dean bisexual, and he hooked up with all sorts of girls and guys, but he told Cas one night, apropos of nothing, "No offense, but you're just not my type."

[stormblessed47]

Teacher: Mr Winchester, as you know, the assignment was to bring in something important to you.

kid!Dean: Yeah, and I did that.

Teacher: I meant an object, not your little brother.

kid!Sam:

[electricmonk333]

12x07: Rock Never Dies

[beybuniki]

they did notttt look like FBI agents

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[atropasilk]

Double edged guilt of wincest

That's your little brother. Your life's purpose is to protect him and this is what you do? You're sick. You deserve to die.

That's your big brother. Everything he does is to keep you safe and you go and pull this shit? You really are a monster. You deserve to die.

Love, Silk ❀

[vhscowboys]

‘Driver Picks the Music’

Some retro vibes because I adore the aesthetic and I think it really suits Dean

[lemondropsonice]

N°8 - JIB16 - 2026 - Jensen

[lemondropsonice]

N°6 - JIB16 - 2026 - Jensen

[supernaturalarchive]

1x15 The Benders

SupernaturalArchive.com.

[lemondropsonice]

N°7 - JIB16 - 2026 - Jared

[inter-state80]

[ @spn-summer-rapecation prompt fill ] [ amnesia ]

new fic <3 click HERE for 4.8k of explicit johndean and wincest, dean's unreliable narrator-isms, the cycle of trauma and incest, and a blowjob that makes everyone involved want to kill themselves. we're running a summer sale: two rape victims for the price of one <3 come see them while it's still hot!!

[alicia-di]

Tears erase masks, revealing the truth | My heart is broke💔

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles | Toronto Convention (July 31, 2022)  [ x | x | x | x ]