CassyBlair

25

[flowersforabel]

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

[flowersforabel]

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[megapotion]

[depsidase]

[carygrantsbeard]

I’m a pads girl for life I tried using tampons once and almost died. It was like trying to kill yourself in the most inconvenient way possible

[nnezzanine]

[sourearth]

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

[darkmoron]

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

[sullina]

OP posted this comic in 2016

Swimming was added to minecraft in 2018

So OPs brother stranded OP way out in the ocean when swimming was extremely slow and painfully annoying.

[sourearth]

YEP

[dicksmasher]

himbo convention

[sparrow-va]

BABE PLS JDHSKSKDJS

[emmafallsinlove]

literati fanfics recommendation: reckless abandon by @pheebebuffy

or: the one where lorelai gives rory up for adoption at sixteen, and it takes sixteen more years for them to find each other again.

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[beaft]

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

[beaft]

same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, "ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see." he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, "i'll have another shadowlands please, extra hot." think i might have started something

[spamtons]

we NEED to bring back that old clip art style. im talkin stuff like THIS. i want it back

[dragild]

We absolutely do NOT!

[spamtons]

fuck your life

[slxxpycrybxby]

I feel like I can't stay strong for much longer and that scares me.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[mando-lore]

Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.

[dredsina]

Without my glasses I thought this was

[mando-lore]

[mxbitters]

[xlec]

tumblr hasn’t had a site wide glitch in almost a year….i miss dysfunctional tumblr :(

[trueshredguitar]

they don’t make em like this anymore

[cipheramnesia]

No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still just wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.

[unclefather]