Oh, Worm

What the fuck is up Kyle

[picturesquehoney]

I possess divinity

I bless with abundance

Goodess, I am so called

My knowledge is infinite

My form is awesome

I am to be worshipped

He is blessed with comfort

Newly discovered are the jersey sheets

From the bedding section in walmart

He is blessed with abundance

I bring enough towels

That one is always clean while the others wash

I am full of unthinkable things

Discoveries and bountiful luxury

I am divine, I am his goddess

Immaculate and clean

Keeper of the hearth and home

The vacuum hums daily

Mysterious and all knowing

Grocery lists are made

I know where the spare charger is

No greater being has ever loved him

His life is improved and gilded

I wear the same shoes as his mother

No offerings are made to me

I am a humble diety

I ask for nothing but kindness

The cost is too great in my temple

Sacrifices of game time and attention

Demanding and cruel and delivish as can be

There is no divinity in a woman

Compromise and virtue are carved into the flesh

A little girl is molded into a trophy wife in her teens

If you peel away the layers of a god

At the core you will find an odd little thing

So humanlike and wounded

Craving belonging and to be needed

There is a flaw in all of them

Like Achilles and his heel

Like a goddess and her starving gaping bleeding heart

Like a woman teaching a man to treat her with compassion

Like prey teaching predator to kill swiftly and humanely

I am a goddess of bitter self sacrifice and wanting

I am a woman from the mold that is unbroken

And because of that alone I am divine

[picturesquehoney]

A prince stands on the shore

Of a kingdom he doesn't want

With subjects he isn't fit to rule

Lands too green to belong to him

The burden is simply too much to bear

They all want, no, need something

They kneel to him and beg

And praise

And Hail him as the next god-king

A prince stands beneath the sun

They say it has bestowed him with greatness

And so he stretches out his arms

Tips his head back, and curses the light

Why me, why now, why here, why this

Why must I bear glorious purpose

Why did you not bestow me with happiness instead

A prince kneels by his window

In a castle made of marble and misery

Praying to a god he remembers believing in

Begging for a life that is his

For shoulders without the weight of the world

People who love him not as a god-king

But as a man; a tired, lonely, ragged man

Who may till the green lands

And wish to see the shore one day

When his children are grown

And his beard is grey

And the subjects have forgotten his name

A man stands in his house

With his wife and son

Land that is small and greenish

And a heart that is full

Long live the prince

The prince is dead

[picturesquehoney]

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[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

[arorea]

look at this 90s math class poster they slapped their dice boot on 

[picturesquehoney]

This would be why I buy chessex dice from a local game store as either a custom order or from their stock lol. Supporting small business and avoiding...that...process.

On another note. Check out Kraken Dice for some amazing dice as well!

[sergle]

huevember 11: relaxing

[dicebound]

D&D 5e Character Creation Flow Charts: Backgrounds and Classes This only includes the backgrounds included in the Player’s Handbook Mind you, so no SCAG options. Class one doesn’t assume archetype obviously.  A fun little project I made after work today, I thought it might be helpful for players newer to the system in choosing their character’s options, or just a fun little tool.

[dalecooper-official]

This is neat

[mylae-the-dm]

i was literally searching for something like this a couple of days ago. i WILL be using this when i have newbies to run through a game!

[mtg-brokentoken]

Not MtG related directly, but perhaps soon with the release of the Ravnica book!

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[artkat2stillartin]

Huevember 11.. my boy looks good in pink

[jasperhalesyeehawgirl]

“Could a dead, frozen heart break? It felt like mine would” (Midnight Sun, pg. 108)

[transbloke]

Decisions, decisions.

[mavidia]

“You can’t be afraid of the dark if you know how to control the light”

  ♡  Vampire Wattson ♡

[death---by---stereo-deactivated]

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[spitblaze]

:Þ

[marisatomay]

the sun set before 5pm today moodboard

[itsthefluorescent]

[lackadaisycats]

Some Patreon art. The prompt was for a young Mrs. Bapka, as a human on her wedding day. Challenging, but I enjoyed looking up lots of lovely Slovakian traditional garments for reference. —————————- Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

[edgarallanrose]

Suzanne: When two young people are unmarried and—and involved-

Bitty: What did you say?

Jack: Don’t say it again.

Suzanne: INVOLVED.

Bitty: ...How dare you, mother, I am your ONLY SON.

*5 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOLVED??

*10 minutes later*

Bitty: What happens in my bedroom, mama, is none of your business.

*21 minutes later*

Bitty: INVOOOLVED?!?!

*40 minutes later*

Bitty: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.