[phlebotomies]

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

[phlebotomies]

i'm gonna thrup

[devilhoused]

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

[baerensohn]

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[maryfitzroy]

[maryoliveoil]

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline

[roycohn]

the plan?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the way prehistoric animal documentaries will talk about extinction like it happens because of “a failure to evolve” as though evolution is a meritocracy is so funny and so scary

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this species persisted over the eons because of its Protestant work ethic to produce more of a specific kind of digestive enzyme that allowed it to extract 4% more nutrients from the dominant plant species in the area

[catboybreeder]

I don’t like a lot of celebrities but I’m fond of JLaw from this alone

[beardedmrbean]

[oblyvian]

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[papayajuan2019]

there used to be a website called weheartit

[nefhertari]

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[probuccalfat]

the real reason edward left in new moon was because he was on a mormon mission trip

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[tallymali]

[throwupgirl]

obsessed with the conversation around queerbaiting coming back because of 911 but pinknews still chooses to use a cover photo from a show that ended 5 years ago. her influence🩷

[lepisosteus-oculatus]

NINE ELEVEN ??

[throwupgirl]

[nationwidedornermoment]

Mel Brooks you crazy bastard

[oneheadtoanother]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!