Your Logic Doesn’t Apply Here

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[menlove-archive]

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

[menlove-archive]

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[real-life-england]

sploosh

[the-official-uk-of-britain]

splish

[official-wales]

sblwsh

[howtoleavetheplanet]

[shencomix]

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[lordoftablecloths]

hey op guess what

[lordoftablecloths]

oh nevermind you’re died

[i-am-a-fish]

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[i-am-a-fish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yomiro]

[pericardium-and-glass]

Doomed yaoi in every universe...

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

capitalism

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

[thealmightylandlady]

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

[lyrslair]

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

[fenmere]

Link above is broken, so here:

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[driftersoda]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

I DIED

[stephanemiroux]

Batman literally has plans for defeating every Justice League member if they go rogue (except for Wonder Woman because she’s just that awesome and terrifying).

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

what does batman have to do wth bruce wayne?

[warlock-pan-astronaut]

Well, since it’s Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne, that means that they are not fighting as superheroes. And let’s be honest, Tony doesn’t have a lot of hand-to-hand combat experience and Bruce is built like a house.

[tacticaltaxonomist]

Tony is missing ribs ok, probably some lung capacity. If he’d still got the reactor he’d be double fucked. Bruce would go straight for the chest.

Not to mention that Bruce is a guy who fights with his body. Not a mech.

[purronronner]

[appendingfic]

“Arms Dealer beats up hapless philanthropist who once tripped over his own shoes”

[goat-heirop]

“Arms Dealer Beats up Helpless orphaned philanthropist”

[mckinlily]

“Orphaned a Second Time? Adopted Wayne Children anxiously awaited news of ‘Savior’ Father after Attack by Arms Dealer Tony Stark.”

[Pictures are all the heart wrenching Sad Eyes every Robin has been trained in since day 1 by Dick Grayson to maximum effect.]

[yzteline]

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.