Pidgeons Really Do fly

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[himynameisemail]

[doubleca5t]

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[emoheritageposts]

Jan. 2014

[surrealtiktoks]

[embroideredcupcake]

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

I found a pin of a lady getting ate out by the moon on my moms dresser

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[alhilton]

500 words a day gets the novel written

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[im-mender]

is it normal for social battery to look like this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[lychgate]

And when you pick him up off your squishy carpet:

[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

[notoriouscarrotman]

Falling for the who and the what now

[homunculus-argument]

[animentality]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

(image credit: spaceyalien, trollrider1111, darkhumanbiscuitlawyer, spocktopodes, gilithan, alwaysrebloggingcreatures, lesbian-moon-gf, azaluna, ye3honk, crutchie-morris, eclecticelectriceccentric, cyber-cuck)

[pangur-and-grim]

good news, everyone! I found a second photo of the incident

[beenovel]

Quick! Somebody photoshop it so the bottom paw in the first one is reaching out to touch the right paw in the second one like the creation of Adam! (The one where God and Adam are reaching out to touch hands)

[messiambrandybuck]

Yeah, sure

[beenovel]

NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[wowdanascully]

 Scully + “when she gets computer reflection light on her glasses” {requested by anonymous}

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[nongunktional]

SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH

HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH

WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK

WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK

[omega-springsteen-truther]

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

[preyingmantits]

[bifauxnenarmand]

[nevver]

North American Purgatory, Phil Donohue