A Plague of Locusts

WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 🧘‍♂️💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ ‼️IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️ [25 they/she/he]

[wizardofgore]

I’m not a girl or a boy I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. yeah any pronouns is fine

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[charlesoberonn]

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

[charlesoberonn]

I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this

[charlesoberonn]

Remember Inigo Montoya

[v3l3nomortale]

Rodney Wood

Inamorata’s Memory

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[fluff-pillow]

Ahh ahhhhhh

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[catchymemes]

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[drawingden]

So how’s the art coming along guys?

[bumbleshark]

[jenny-holzer]

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody