I Honestly Don't Care At This Point.

I'm Gracie. I'm 25. Loving myself and my life.

[thegenderal]

[thanager]

love is love

[thanager]

happy pride month

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[pleasestopandrew]

[kryptonians]

I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?

[dragongirltitties]

my man got so stressed his beard fell off

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[highhoneypiee]

Pick a bottle any bottle lol

[artisanalbooty]

[volumenviridis]

I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them was, “If your goal was to be just as miserable as possible, what would you do?” Most of them listed things like not getting enough sleep, or isolating themselves from everyone… the list goes on, but the point is, they listed things they already do. But now they saw those “coping mechanisms” for what they really were: things that were actively making their condition worse.

I read that article at 2:00 AM, asked myself, am I TRYING to be miserable tomorrow? And it was easier than usual to put my phone down and fall asleep. Even my intrusive “lying down” thoughts about meaninglessness and existential dread were easier to suppress when I framed them as things I’d think about to purposefully make myself feel as awful as possible.

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Fuck that is helpful

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[bogleech]

I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”

[thoodleoo]

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure: 

[scienceandfandoms]

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[fuks]

[spookyscaryskelelander]

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

[kvotheunkvothe]

Y'all motherfuckers, lemme just tell you about Nikola Tesla.

Tesla once caused an earthquake in NY while he was trying to find the harmonic pulse of the earth.* He worked out a formula for how the natural oscillations of the earth, combined with the liberal and timely application of (actually a fairly small amount of) dynamite, could result in earthquakes that would wipe out all life on earth within a few months.

Tesla had plans to build a giant laser-shooting dick tower to combat aerial assaults.

Tesla died a virgin BY CHOICE because he chose to put all of his sexual energy into scholastic pursuits.

Tesla thought MARTIANS WERE COMMUNICATING WITH HIM. But instead of holing up somewhere with jars of his own pee, this conviction helped spur Tesla into researching long-distance radio wave technology.

Some people are still convinced Tesla somehow caused the Tunguska event when he was testing out his fucking lasers.

Half of Nikola’s inventions are still puzzling some of the brightest minds because he kept all the ideas in his head and had developed a deep distrust of the patent process (sidenote: FUCK YOU, EDISON.)

To test out how safe alternating currents were, Tesla created great big coils that shot out BALLS OF ELECTRICITY and then he just stood there in the middle holding light bulbs and fucking showing off.

TESLA CREATED WIRELESS ELECTRICITY OVER A FUCKING CENTURY AGO. (sidenote: FUCK YOU, EDISON.)

In three words: Nikola. Fuckin’. Tesla.

*okay, they never proved it was him… yet

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Never let them know your next move!

Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!

[thatfanfictionchick]

I walked away to a man doing impressive lifts and came back to...

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[assdare]

I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright