Finding Paths and Dragoning Dungeons

It is okay to believe in magic and fairies and things that are fake. As long as you can defend yourself against time traveling demons from the future, everything will be fine.

[thorodinsson]

we are an unusual couple, you know? oh I don’t think that was ever in question.

[tiktokstowatch]

[butchfalin]

every time i see "why are you buying clothes at the soup store" i have to laugh because there's a mall near my grandparents' house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you'll never guess what they sell

[storylessposts]

Op this is amazing but I’m required by law to say

FUCK YOU

[o-kurwa]

[unyanizedcatboys]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

[nylaporp]

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Because I am very funny

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

kfp also respects women more than any beauty company too.

[silver-tongues-blog]

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

[the10ne1yweird0]

Hey yknow how Viper was born without fangs, but instead of being rendered helpless as her family thought she’d be, she instead used her other skills to become the best warrior in her clan?

And how Tigress had severe, destructive anger issues when she was younger, but instead of being painted as a “problem child” she was instead taught her how to channel her emotions into something constructive?

And how Crane trained extra hard to impress a girl, and was by all rights the hero of his own story, but he still didn’t get her in the end? And how the girl isn’t shamed for it?

It’s almost as if you get more mileage out of treating your characters (and the people they resemble) with compassion than you do just shamelessly stamping them with your own misconceptions and hang ups.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m honestly kind of shocked how well-written this cartoon about Jack Black as a panda ended up being, but kudos to KFP!

[tickfleato]

other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*

me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand* 

[jakemorph]

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

[cumpriest]

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

[jakemorph]

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

[nudityandnerdery]

Casting a potion, step one:

[a-spectacular-pigeon]

You know, I’m a season and a half into watching Danny Phantom and I’m just starting to realise how sad it is that Danny has a secret identity. 

Here’s the thing, all the villains know who he is. They know where he lives, and who is family and friends are. And you know what? I can’t remember Danny ever freaking out about that. He just accepted that his enemies had this information and could use it against him. 

Danny doesn’t care that his enemies know who he is, but he’s terrified of the idea of the people he loves knowing. His greatest fear isn’t his enemies coming after him in his own home, it’s just the idea that these people - these people that he’s willing to put his life at risk to protect on a daily basis - wouldn’t be able to love him anymore if they knew what he was. I think that may be the saddest superhero story I’ve ever heard. 

[maplesyrupbloodfeud]

Everyone in the notes:

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[mediumkravitz]

I had to see this image so now you do, too.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[100fagz-archived-deactivated202]

yall aint ready for her dropdown

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

I lost it here

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

[somecunttookmyurl]

all at once?

[vigilantsycamore]

So no Poland?

That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

[frogmoss1]

why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….

[sanguchito]

[earthboundfacebook]

[sandersstudies]

Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf

[sandersstudies]

The transition also came from a purely logical train of thought but that doesn’t mean it was correct

[sandersstudies]

I actually walked away from washing dishes because my train of thought went “I’m tired of cleaning dishes and I have to go to work soon and then I will have to come home and make dinner and I will be MORE tired” and then I thought “wait I can save myself being tired making dinner LATER if I simply put dinner in the slow cooker to cook NOW” and we have leftover salmon that will go bad if I don’t use it soon so I started googling salmon slow cooker recipes but halfway through I thought about how getting the slow cooker out is a hassle because there is never enough counter space and then I REMEMBERED I bought a shelf to put counter things to have more counter space but I’d left the box in the car so I went out and got the box and completely assembled a shelf but I still haven’t started dinner OR finished the dishes.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey OP, you are late for work now

[sandersstudies]

FUCK

[adhdtogether]

This is it.

This is exactly what an ADHD train of thought can look like. And I'd bet money that this happened in the span of about 10 seconds.

[lynati]

https://www.getcrocked.com/2011/10/09/slow-cooker-maple-salmon/

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[last-level-in-druid]

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

[why-i-love-comics]

Future State: Dark Detective #4 - “Run, Redhood, Run” (2021)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Giannis Milonogiannis & Jordie Bellaire

[coughloop]

sorry but this guys hat fucking sucks

[kaijuno]

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

[kaijuno]

oh we’re off to a good start

[kaijuno]

These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.

Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????

[kaijuno]

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

[kaijuno]

Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised

[hellshire-harlot]

This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta

[haiimrowie]

Bootypasta

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[wizardsexmachine]

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[charlesoberonn]

[sentientroombas]

Garibaldo....

[vanillachip501]

the :( at the end-

[oracle-of-delfino-plaza]

TELL GARIBALDO YOU’RE SORRY!