◦ fragile creatures ◦

providing Tumblr with Unnecessary Cruelty Towards Tinies and that Good Wholesome Platonic Content since 2019 • whump, hurt/comfort, g/t • this is a side blog, so if you comment and I don't answer it's because I can only reblog D: • don’t be shy to send me asks/requests! I might hoard them for awhile but I do cherish them all • Arion's Story Masterlist

[pine-lark]

hi!! sorry I'm so late lol but thank you!!! happy late valentines to you :D

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Why have I never shrunk Nik.

I should

That would be great

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

The Sorcerer could keep him in a little jar, maybe even bring him around with him. Ties twine around his waist to keep him from wandering off. Pins him down with paperweights.

Kel would be the same size, awww they’d have such good snuggles. (And Kel trying to groom him)

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Me: I am going to bar Perfectionism from impacting my writing here.

Perfectionism: ):

~some time later~

Perfectionism, wearing groucho glasses: "Ah yes Hello It is Me! I am here to help!"

Me: *squints* And who are you?"

Perfectionism: ....Quality Assurance

Me: Well hell, come on in!

[pine-lark]

Unsolicited PSA but I hate how because this is a side blog no one can see me liking their posts. I promise I’m there friends and even though you can’t see it I’m loving all of your work and if you’ve written tiny whump I’ve probably read and thoroughly enjoyed that especially

I keep meaning to just reblog a ton of stuff but I want to comment on everything so I end up procrastinating lol why am I like this

[whump-side]

Birb

[sourwhump]

trigger warnings: tiny whumpee, bugs, specifically spiders, threat of being eaten

Whumpee struggled against the spider web they had just flown into. It was sticky and disgusting, but when they caught a glimpse of the owner, they realized that was the least of their worries.

[rat-cowboy]

me: I will make a g/t blog. it will be fun

people i have admired for years: *follow me and reblog my stuff*

me:

[chamomile-g-tea]

Omg me

[tiny-rook]

A new prompt list! For inktober or all your other prompt list needs.

(Thanks to @lilegite for checking over it!)

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Ohhhh this is gonna really suck but I gotta.

I need to go on hiatus for the rest of November.

There’s nothing wrong don’t worry, but I have a hella important exam coming up, and gifts I need to finish up for the holidays.

Trust me, I reeealllly don’t wanna do this. But I know myself and tumblr is too fun.

I’ll still pop in here and there, and please please please keep tagging me in stuff, but apparently this exam has a 17% pass rate so like.

I gotta study.

[pine-lark]

Good luck on your test!! You got this!!!

[lonesome--hunter]

If you have ever sent me a prompt I promise you if I don't do it right away I'm saving it for random inspiration bursts. Sometimes they're just too special not to save for the perfect WIP.

[thoughtsonhurtandcomfort]

SAME

if I haven’t answered an ask or prompt yet, it breaks down like this:

50% chance I just haven’t had time

40% chance I’m saving it for when the mood strikes

9% chance tumblr ate it

1% chance I decided not to answer/fill it but this is usually rare! i have to really not be feeling it, have already written something too similar, can’t come up with anything, etc.

[whump-captain]

I wanna see more oc whump

If u make whump for original characters pls reblog or like this i want to go through ur whole oc tag

[suspicious-whumping-egg-deactiv]

I whump original characters and nothing else, you can find my writing under my anaias writes tag ✌️ I do military whump, hero/villain whump, and fantasy whump; and my masterlist is pinned

[whumpwillow]

!!!!!!! you have found the right place op

I only post oc whump here (fandom whump goes on my ao3) and I have a whole myriad of different things by which i mean different forms of villain whump and you can find them on my pinned post. Please talk to me about my oc’s i would love it so much! 🖤🖤🖤

i currently have up: villain whump, immortal whump, royal whump, generic (no-name characters)

[wildfaewhump]

! oc whump only over here 👋

[studyofwhump]

I do OC alien whump!! Most of the themes are sci-fi, war, and POW

[sweetwhumpandhellacomf]

scope my “my writing” tag! I got fantasy, I got a detective, I got The Best Comfort Ever

[boxboysandotherwhump]

Slapps the hood of my blog: this bad boy can fit so many oc whumpees inside

[much-ado-about-whumping]

I'm exceedingly inconsistent in posting, but I whump all OCs!

[pine-lark]

Hello! I only whump OCs. I write & reblog tiny!Whump (whumping tiny people, i.e. fairies and borrowers, who are very fragile and very easily frightened 😈). My masterlist is in my blog description :)!

[morphons]

Dahlia ‘Tartan’.  July 2020. 

[pine-lark]

I feel like Arion would make tea out of these petals

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[post-store]

$79.99

[chazz-anova]

Wanting your oc to be friends with your mutuals ocs is like so confusing do i need to set up a playdate or what

[thoughtsonhurtandcomfort]

@pine-lark @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi us with our tinies

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

yesssss

Silver like "I don't need anyone I don't have friends" with Shae and Arion standing there like "surrre you don't buddy"

Literally all they have to do is step too close to the edge of something and he's right there like "no no no stahp come back"

[pine-lark]

silver: I am not here to make friends. hmph

also silver: these two are my brothers and if anyone ever even looked at them the wrong way I would have their spine and that is a promise

[pine-lark]

Heston you're a sour little bitch with no real career prospects.

also Ven you treated Arion like utter shit just to protect yourself. He'll probably forgive you but he shouldn't and you know it. You'll always know it.

Heston, with a black garbage bag in one hand and the other half-outstretched for the garbage bin lid, doesn't seem like he knows how to respond to the raccoon who stands before him on two tiny feet. He opens his mouth. Closes it. "Selling wings pays well, actually," he settles on. "Besides. You're one to talk, scavenging for food every day." He smiles. "I have a hat that looks like you."

- Ven ducks his head. "I know," he says. Bites his lip. "But I-" He stops himself. Swallows. Averts his gaze. "I know. He doesn't-- I don't want him to forgive me. That's not. I just want to get us out of here. After that... he can hate me all he wants."

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

I'm obsessed with the fact you chose to have an actual raccoon say these things to him. Iconic.

[mywayornorway]

sage green or baby blue // moon or stars // paperback or hardback // piercings or tattoos // drawing or writing // Saturn or Jupiter // ancient Greece or acient Egypt // Prague or Amsterdam // dark academia or light academia // indie aesthetic or cottagecore // stargazing or late night drives // strawberries or watermelons // rings or necklaces // extrovert or introvert // dragons or griffins // ocean or mountains // silver or gold // dawn or dusk // early bird or night owl // cook or bake // dagger or sword

I'm tagging @jojothepanwithoutaplan @as-a-matter-of-whump @chroma-imp @tired-iris @floatingwifi and @kaarkless :)

[as-a-matter-of-whump]

sage green or baby blue // moon or stars // paperback or hardback // piercings or tattoos // drawing or writing // Saturn or Jupiter // ancient Greece or acient Egypt // Prague or Amsterdam // dark academia or light academia // indie aesthetic or cottagecore // stargazing or late night drives // strawberries or watermelons // rings or necklaces // extrovert or introvert // dragons or griffins // ocean or mountains // silver or gold // dawn or dusk // early bird or night owl // cook or bake // dagger or sword

I'm tagging @brutal-nemesis @albino-whumpee @whumpasaurus101 @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi and everyone who wants to!

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

sage green or baby blue // moon or stars (BOTH BITCH TRY AND STOP ME) // paperback or hardback // piercings or tattoos // drawing or writing // Saturn or Jupiter // ancient Greece or ancient Egypt // Prague or Amsterdam // dark academia or light academia // indie aesthetic or cottagecore // stargazing or late night drives // strawberries or watermelons // rings or necklaces // extrovert or introvert // dragons or griffins // ocean or mountains // silver or gold // dawn or dusk // early bird or night owl // cook or bake // dagger or sword

Fun! Tagging @thehopelessopus @jordanstrophe @liliability @pine-lark @cupcakes-and-pain @panic-and-chaos and anyone else

[pine-lark]

sage green or baby blue // moon or stars // paperback or hardback // piercings or tattoos // drawing or writing // Saturn or Jupiter // ancient Greece or ancient Egypt // Prague or Amsterdam // dark academia or light academia // indie aesthetic or cottagecore (both and neither lmao) // stargazing or late night drives I'm adding one it's late night grocery store ice cream dash // strawberries or watermelons // rings or necklaces // extrovert or introvert // dragons or griffins // ocean or mountains // silver or gold // dawn or dusk // early bird or night owl // cook or bake (neither I am that eldritch horror who is capable of burning a fridge on accident) // dagger or sword

:D! only if you want

@deluxewhump @thoughtsonhurtandcomfort @onthishamsterwheel

[thoughtsonhurtandcomfort]

@pine-lark @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi

CONSIDER:

Vending machine or claw machine....full of TINIES (including our bois) for whumpers to select.

Thoughts?

[pine-lark]

hi i'm late but

YES

consider

- slipping out of the claw at the last second

- bonking their heads on the glass

- being buried under a pile of so many tinies

- being put in a normal claw machine or vending machine as a means of being abandoned. so some creepo just walks past this normal looking claw/vending machine, and a tiny moving thing catches their eye...

- being picked up by the claw in ways that contort their bodies or poke in uncomfortable places or make them hang upside down

- being tossed to and fro as someone rocks the machine violently back and forth to get to the tiny they want