reality sucks.

writer, historian, dreamer, adventurer, wildflower. all the fandoms.

[glitch-h-archive]

Ive never seen avatar the last airbender but here is my understanding of the plot based on tumblr

-the avatar is important bc he can bend all the elements and no one else can. There hasnt been one for a while and the fire nation is taking over

-a couple of siblings find a boy trapped in ice he's like 9 and bald and the last airbender. Also he's the avatar and they know this somehow

-siblings are like "well guess we have another brother" and they start on a journey to teach him how to avatar correctly. They ride A giant flying fluffy thing not unlike the luckdragon from neverending story

-meanwhile in the fire nation we've got todoroki minus the ice (zuko) and his mean dad sends him to find the avatar thinking that he'll definitely fail. I think his dad also tries to kill him. He's obsessed with honor. Zuko's nice uncle is worried. Todoroki didn't get a nice uncle Zuko is lucky in that department. Zuko is unlucky in most other departments

-when zuko finds the avatar he ends up joining up with him ? And he goes from having a weird bald+ponytail hairstyle to 2000s emo kid who just discovered mcr hairstyle. It looks nice on him.

-at some point sokka has a gf who turns into the moon. I am unclear on whether or not sokka is a bender. "That's rough, buddy" says Zuko like a king

-zuko's sister was also abused by their dad but didnt get a redemption arc but instead goes batshit. Me too, sis

-i think zuko kills his dad or am i thinking of Lotor

-zuko should kill his dad. Todoroki should also kill his dad. Death to abusers 2020

-im getting off track

-theres a blind girl that can bend metal and that's a big deal

-there is no war in ba sing se. I do not know where this fits in but based on the memes that line is used in i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se

-i dont know how the series ends

[full-moon-phoenix]

Congratulations, Tumblr! We explained to this guy the whole show using only memes!

[mikkeneko]

“ i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se ”

[ruffboi-mags]

holy shit this is glorious

[jabberwockypie]

“i have a feeling there is in fact war in ba sing se” is really just the best line

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

Annabeth Chase is that girl playing sims on her laptop during lectures

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

You sit behind her every lecture. She’s played the sims every class. Her builds? Stunning. You’re invested. You’ve never actually seen her take notes and you’re positive she could honestly care less about the class. But one day you see her pull up her grades online. She has a 98.63. You scream.

[taumoeba]

one day the professor asks her a question to catch her off guard. without taking her headphones off or her eyes off the screen, she answers correctly. she never gets called on again

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone has won an imaginary argument against you in their shower.

[doubt-thou-the-stars]

Bruh, I don’t even win imaginary arguments in my own shower

[pineapple-assassin]

Perhaps, but I manifest my shower arguments into reality. Until they do the same, their victory is meaningless mwahahaha.

[kuragin]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the daughter of a psychic* *the magician* *the greywaren* *the dead one* *the one searching for a sleeping welsh king in the virginian countryside* 

[weavemama]

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

[jackharknessday]

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

[gayfeatherfiend]

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

[rab-it-deactivated20231030]

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

[bitchpleaseunicornzarereal-blog]

Be as intrusive as you want, I'll answer 110% honestly.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[dimi-dolantwins]

Please send me one???

[dancingwdinosaurs]

She wasn’t interested in telling other people’s futures. She was interested in going out and finding her own.

[gardenoffish]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

[gardenoffish]

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

[gardenoffish]

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

[hardtochews]

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[gardenoffish]

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

[acapelladitty]

Riddler: Riddle me thi-

Batman:

[leanmeangreen-riddlebean]

Literally, he doesn’t even have to speak. His face just magnetically attracts Batman’s fist

[corporation-cats]

[shadowblinder]

#TO WAR

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[intheknowconservation]

Um…Ummm…More than 10 billion tons of Greenland’s ice sheet melted in a single day

[pineapple-assassin]

Let’s take a moment of silence for my current twitter drafts.

[hydro-homies]

Out of womb, out of mind

[pineapple-assassin]

I take negative comments about my favorite books/characters WAY too personally.