The Talking Sparrow

One more young nerd trying to find her way in the world.

[miamitu-illust]

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

[miamitu-illust]

just wondering how Zuko and Druk might have met..

[lesbiansforboromir]

Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?

[delphinidin4]

[softboysmosh]

eef’s pole dance routine

that walk™️

confidence

ooh

grunts

spin

slut drop

jumpy jumpy

only leave the ground like twice

scream to the gods for sexual power

[pianjeong]

everytime zuko goes out he leaves iroh a note that says “gone insane, back later”

[azulapropaganda]

When he does this at the palace Iroh just goes to the pond cause he’s always lying in the water with the turtleducks

[pianjeong]

in full fire lord regalia just absolutely submerged in the pond

[beignetbenny]

Zuko just out there with the turtleducks vibing like

[pianjeong]

leave me alone uncle, im vibing

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

[pianjeong]

thank you so much for illustrating exactly what went through my head when i made this post

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ 'cresc., or not’ 'untie slip knot’ 'bow real fast, slippage may occur’

[ebi-chi]

Release the penguins

[princebxte-deactivated20151102]

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

[sasstablook]

duck

[hammerings-deactivated20230414]

boss stage music

[madiesunny]

I know the link above isn’t the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?

https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG

IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY

[we-kant-even]

[izandai]

I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost.

[kirkfanatic]

BEHOLD, A MEME!

[slothful-rabbit]

I fucking choked

[asocial-event]

Vibe check *slaps Plato in the face with a naked chicken*

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[pineappleation]

Jenna Marbles is precious and must be protected

[pineappleation]

I made this post three days ago and it’s already aged poorly. Listen, I remember her older content, I remember even then feeling a bit uncomfortable, but that was literally a decade ago. I was 14 a decade ago. People are allowed to grow and change, people are allowed to improve. People shouldn’t be dragged through the mud for the person they used to be. I love Jenna’s videos, they have been a source of happiness for me in some really rough times, and I wish nothing but the best for her

[ilovejevsjeans]

Wow 😮

[ruinedchildhood]

[knottahooker]

[pineappleation]

Jenna Marbles is precious and must be protected

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[legolokiismighty]

i love the last one

[titties4harambe]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

[theguardianoflasttuesday]

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

[spunkywench]

I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

[books-in-order]

A guide dog practicing cheering their human up