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@pinkbabybatz
Swagging my Christmas gift at work 😛😛😛
𝒮𝓂𝓊𝓉𝒷𝓇𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓎 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⋆✴︎˚。⋆
a/n ; My treat for y’all since I’ve been gone for quite awhile <3
🏷️ ; @sephoutlet
1. Overstimulation [Newt]
- Your teasing goes too far, and now you’re under Newt begging him to stop.
2. Bite marks [Dallas Winston]
- Dally thinks you’re way prettier when you’re marked up by him like a masterpiece.
3. Praise Kink [Sodapop Curtis]
- Soda loves praising you in bed until you’re a writhing mess under him.
4. Choking [Gally]
- Gally finds out a new kink of his when he wraps his fingers around that pretty throat of yours.
5. Degrading Kink [Gally]
- Gally likes whispering filthy things in your ear whenever he has the chance.
6. Edging [Johnny Cade]
- Everytime he’s on the brink of release, you pull away until he’s whining for you. (Sub!Johnny)
7. Dry Humping [Two-Bit Matthews]
- When Two-Bit comes back home needy and whiny and you’re tired, you both find a way.
8. Morning sex [Thomas TMR]
- When Thomas wakes up next to you hard, he’s all whiny and begging until you finally give in.
9. Shower sex [Minho]
- When he comes back from the Maze, you hop in the shower with him to ‘save water’.
10. Eating out [Joe Goldberg]
- Joe always finds his way between your thighs before you two have sex.
11. Handjob [Johnny Cade]
- You prefer when you watch Johnny fall apart from your hand.
12. Face sitting [Aris TMR]
- Who knew that your shy boy could get so bossy whenever it comes to you sitting on his face?
13. Chokehold [Minho]
- Minho sure does love wrapping his biceps around your neck to show you who’s in control.
14. Belly Bulge [Darrel Curtis]
- Darry sure does know he was quite above average, and now he’s cocky as shit when he sees the bulge in your stomach when he’s buried deep inside you.
15. Somno [Thomas TMR]
- Thomas sure does love waking you up and hearing your sleepy moans whenever he wakes up in the middle of the night needy and hard.
16. Jealous sex [Joe Goldberg]
- Whenever Joe sees you hanging out with a friend of yours, he has to remind himself that you have other friends. Until you laugh at one of their jokes, and he just needs to remind you that you’re his.
17. Car sex [Steve Randle]
- Whenever he’s on lunch break and you’re working with him, he shoves you in the backseat of his car and fucks you hard enough to have you walking funny for days.
18. Mommy kink [Aris TMR]
- You never knew Aris had a thing for calling you mommy.. until you’re on top of him.
19. Hate sex [Gally]
- He hates you, you hate him, but in the middle of a screaming match, he smashes his lips against yours…
20. Drunk sex [Two-Bit Matthews]
- When he comes home drunk again, he won’t sleep until he has you riding him.
21. Breeding kink [Darrel Curtis]
- He loves the idea of filling you up and making you a mama.
22. First time [Sodapop Curtis]
- It’s awkward, until you guide him and let him take your purity ring for him to keep and put as a pendant on his necklace.
23 - Hair pulling [Newt]
- He loves tugging and pulling your hair whenever you’re on your knees for him.
24 - Thigh humping [Two-Bit Matthews]
- Whenever Two-Bit’s needy, he’ll ride your thigh.. if you let him, of course.
25 - Smoking during sex [Dallas Winston]
- Sub!Dallas. Whenever his heads on your lap while you stroke him, you light up a cigarette until he’s begging for a hit.
First time doing a writing marathon guys kind of nervous.. anyways enjoy y’alls food!
I LOVE SPIRALS
I saw this clip of Ralph where he's got this hat on, and I loved the hat so much I figured I ought to draw it
LMAO better make a stronger password next time 🙂↕️
please do not think it’s real. It’s fake !
just another stupid edit I made. Original template is from twitter lol
This is what happens when I’m not scheduled for work 🙂↕️ it’s still not finished! I swear I’m employed.
And and honorable mention ;
@pidgesorchard
Omg happy birthday Ralph Macchio <3
2 bad b*tches at the same damn time !!!
𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝!🍎
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·˚ ༘The Outsiders: Darry x reader·˚ ༘
𝘳𝘦𝘲 𝘣𝘺: @pinkbabybatz
smut, fem reader, possible cnc (?), slight humiliation, doing it on the counter, mention of wet dreams, fingering, praise kink, size kink, possession, DOM darry/sub reader like holy shit, possible ooc first time writing for him heh
You walked into the Curtis’ house on a bright and early Monday morning, expecting the boys to gone. Usually, Darry had work, Ponyboy was at school, and Sodapop was god knows where. You had come in to help clean, like you usually did. You didn’t get paid nothing crazy, but you had been a friend of the Curtis’ for years, and figured the least you could do was take this load off Darry’s broad shoulders. You shuffled through your purse to find the spare keys you had, quietly sighing as you practically grabbed every other item except the one you needed. Once you finally found them, you placed them into the keyhole and turned, hearing the lock click softly before opening the door with the same hand. You could smell the pancakes the boys had probably had for breakfast this morning before they left, and it made your ache with longing to be with them, even if you’d probably see them later on that day. You shoved the key back in your purse before walking in, shutting the door carefully behind you. Something felt…off, but you ignored it in favor of putting your purse down on the couch and getting to work. It wasn’t too bad so far, simply just reorganizing Darry’s newspaper piles and fluffing up the pillows in the living room before heading to the kitchen and doing the real work. You washed began washing the dishes, your hand picking up each plate with care and gently pressing the sponge to it’s surface. The water running was an otherwise soothung sound to hear echoing through the empty house, the noise grounding you in your work. That was until your hands reached for Darry’s mug, your heart aching at the sight. There was still a sip’s worth of coffee lingering in the bottom of the white mug, but you knew it was Darry’s because of the chip on the side. You looked at in your hands, your heart melting at the thought of him waking up early before work to have coffee with his siblings, to spend time with him before they left. Your eyes and hands lingered on the cup before you felt a pair of muscular arms wrap around your waist, your body jolting in surprise before you heard a groggy voice.
“Mmn… Y’cleaning for me darlin’..?”
Darry’s hair was a mess, his voice low and hoarse from having just woken up. His pajama pants were low and his shirt was a wrinkled mess, showing off a small bit of his pelvis. You let out a quiet breath of relief once it registered that it was him, a blush dusting your cheeks as you felt his chest against your back. God, his abs were so toned, you could feel them like a wash board…
“Aren’t you supposed to be at work..?”
You questioned softly, doing your best not to turn around or give away how flustered you reslky were. Darry let out a small scoff, his arms tightening around your waist.
“Day off.”
He mumbled slowly against your shoulder. The tension was intense, intimate, two words that you usually would never use to describe being around Darry. Maybe it was the fact you guys had the house to yourselves, or maybe it was because he was tired, whatever it was, it was making heat begin to flood your core. He was a physically affectionate guy, sure, but this was too much for you to take. His arms loosened their grip around your waist, his hands slowly trailing down in favor of holding your hips, allowing himself to stand st his full 6’2 height. You could feel his hardened cock rubbing against your ass, and you couldn’t help but wonder if you were turning him on or if it was just morning wood. Regardless, if he asked for your help, you’d give in. Before you could as what was happening though, he was already bending you over the counter.
“Forgive me, sweetheart…but I’ve been having dreams of you all night, and seeing you this morning is making it hard to keep my thoughts straight.”
Darry mumbled quietly into your ear, your breath hitching the moment you felt his hit breath against your lobe. This had only happened one other time, on a night when you were home alone and drunk to the point of stupidity, but you guys didn’t talk about it. Not because you didn’t want to! Of course you wanted to, but Darry wasn’t really good at being around when you needed him, primarily because he was always working or taking care of his siblings. He had been more clingy since that night though, begging for your presence, openly flirting with you more, neither of you just made the full move to be something more than whatever you guys were.
You obliged to Darry’s wishes, after all, nothing like morning sex to keep you energized, right? Besides, you were just as desperate for him as he seemed to be for you. You moved your legs apart, and a sickening smirk formed on Darry’s face, licking his hips hungrily as if he had seen the most delicious thing in the world. He grinded himself against your core, small grunts and hisses of pleasure leaving his lips as quiet moans and desperate whimpers left yours. Darry was experienced in foreplay, he knew his way around a woman’s body like he’d studied it for years, which made sense. He was a young, handsome man who was jacked, who wouldn’t want him? However, he recently had his eyes on you, and it seems that you’ve become his recent fixation.
“God, baby… You know just how to make a man feel good, listenin’ so well..”
He mumbled quietly, his voice still hoarse and groggy. He grinded harder, one of his hands finding it’s way to the back of his neck as his hips rolled harder against you, trying to get a good handle on you so he could really treat you right. You were a whining mess, wanting more but unsure how to ask. Darry was known to go at his own pace, but you were desperate, your underwear already soaked as you felt his huge cock rubbing against your skirt. You let out a loud moan at one point as he grinded horribly slow, movement making your pussy ache for more, for something, anything.
“Darry, fuck..”
The moment his name fell from your lips, he gave in, a low chuckle leaving his own in response.
“Hungry already, baby? We just got started..”
He laughed. Within a moments notice, your skirt was pulled to the floor in an instant, getting a loud moan out of you as you finally felt the cool air of the house hit your skin. He took his hands off you and pulled his own pants to his knees before his fingers went back to gripping your hip, the other hand pulling his cock out of his boxers. He smirked as rubbed his tip against your clothed entrance, pre smearing all over the fabric of your panties and mixing with your own wetness as you whined pleadingly for more.
“You’re starvin’…”
He growled, but there was a roar of pride and possessiveness in his tone. It made him extremely proud to see you so soaked, to be the reason you were so turned on, to hear you whining for him to put it in already. It just made him hard knowing he was the only one who could get you so messy. He was a stern man with his brothers, protective when it came to anyone he loved, but when he was like this, he was playful, loving, focusing more on pleasuring you then rules and order. It was like sex was his only escape from the life of responsibility he was thrown into after his parents death, and in a way you were happy to be the one to bring out this youthful side of him.
“Don’t worry, darlin’, I’ll fill you up real good..”
He chuckled lowly as he slowly pulled your panties to the side. It had been awhile since you’d taken him, so he put two fingers inside your pussy to prep you, lightly pumping in and out before stretching you slightly, your loud cries of both annoyance and pleasure echoing through the kitchen. You knew his neighbors would probably complain later, but you couldn’t give a single shit in this moment, you just needed him. But you didn’t need to tell him a single word, he could read your body that well. He just knew as he felt you clenching around his fingers, as your pussy began making loud squelching noises as he fingered your tight cunt, you were ready, and so was he. He glided his tip up and down your slit, trying to use the natural lube to get a good idea of how rough he should go, how deep he should give it to you right off the bat, how fast he should be. In a split second, he was grabbing your hair and slammed his cock deep into you, a scream leaving your lips as he already hit your sweet spot without any need for moment. A low chuckle filled his lips as he pressed his chest to your back, your tits pressing up against the kitchen counter as he grabbed your wrist and held them.
“Ready baby?”
Before you could even respond he was slamming into you deliberately: slow, but hard enough to make your legs spasm with each time he hit your sweet spot. With each stroke you could feel him stretching you out, molding you to his size so you knew you were his, so you were constantly reminded of the emptiness you felt if it wasn’t him fucking you. He knew how to work your body good, nipping your ear and kissing down your neck as he focused on pleasuring you. Even if he had only done this with you once before, he just seemed to know what made you crack, what made you moan louder, what made you scream his name. He continued his pace, low grunts and breathy moans leaving his lips, his head against your shoulder as he desperately tried to keep it together, but after a few strokes he was done for. His pace gradually got faster, his tip pressing kisses to your cervix with each thrust. You began to choke on your own moans, strings of noises leaving you because his pace was so relentless. There wasn’t a dull moment, a moment to catch your breath, tears beginning to form in the corners of your eyes as you felt a knot start to form in your core. The sound of skin slapping and your slews of moans echoed through the kitchen, loud enough to probably wake neighbors next door from their slumber, but that didn’t deter Darry. He moved his hand from your hip to your stomach, grinning as he felt himself moving in and out of you. He let out an amused scoff, grunting as he took your hand and put it against your stomach, his hand on top of your own.
“Feel that, darlin’? That’s how tight you are…”
He mumbled breathlessly, but you could hear his smile, hear the posession in his tone.
“Feels good, don’t it? Memorizing my cock so good… You’re so good for me baby..”
He chuckled breathlessly as his pace only increased and your moans got more high pitched. He was close, you could tell, his pace was getting messy, sloppy almost, but that mean you weren’t feeling good anymore. You were sure there was drool on the counter from how long you had kept your mouth open and this point and you could feel your legs turning into jelly as Darry brutally pistoned into you. You felt his hand on your hip tighten, his grip not painful, but clearly firmer, before you felt him slam into you one more time, making the knot in your own body come undone as your eyes rolled back in pleasure. You could feel his cum pouring into you, filling you up and leaking out of you, making you whine as the tears that had been threatening to fall from your eyes finally spilled. Darry’s breath was hot against your shoulder, coming out in rough pants as small grunts left his lips. He tilted your head back so you could look up at him, gently pressing a kiss to your lips before wiping the tears from your face.
“You’re gorgeous darlin’, thanks for helpin’ me out.”
He mumbled sweetly, pressing another kiss to the bridge of your nose, a small hum leaving his lips. You were still a breathless and trembling mess, and Darry looked down at the floor, both of your orgasm’s on the kitchen tile. He let out a small chuckle, rubbing his thumbs against your hips soothingly to try and get you to relax.
“I’ll uh…I’ll clean that up later..”
He chuckled breathlessly, but you could see he felt bad for getting your hard work dirty all over again. You knew he’d clean and help you out though, just like he always did.
𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙮: @pidgesorchard
it never left me in 8th grade !
𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 - 𝐃.𝐂
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You were only supposed to be staying behind for an hour or so, just enough to finish marking the final few essays littered across the expanse of your desk. The lamp is dim and the halls are quiet—the last member of staff had left the building around 20 minutes ago, leaving just you remaining.
You’re just finishing up, filing away the papers and collecting the last of your things when the faint sound of knuckles rapping against the splintering wood of the door echoes, followed closely by someone clearing their throat.
“You busy in here?”
You glance up, eyes widening in surprise. Your hands instinctively scrabble to grab the papers, bunching them up like a teenager caught looking at unsavoury magazines in their room late at night.
Your fingers reach up to brush back the strands of hair that have fallen loose from your ponytail, a long exhale leaving you as you take in the figure leaning against the doorframe, his features softened by the golden light enshrouding the room.
“Dar…. What are you doin’ here?”
Darry shrugs, stepping inside and shutting the door behind himself, crossing the space until he’s all but towering over you. The faintest hint of his aftershave surrounds you, paired with a musk that only comes after long, gruelling hours spent working on roofs. It’s something unique to him, a scent so addicting you melt at the mere trace of it.
“This is a bad idea.” You whisper, already catching sight of that glimmer in his eyes; you know he’ll cajole you into something, that you’ll fold and give into him the same way you always do.
He knows it too.
“Maybe. But the boys are home tonight and…” He trails off, hand cupping the back of your neck, callused skin rough against your own soft complexion. “I need you, sweetheart. Please.”
Your back hits the desk with a clatter, a potted plant toppling over with a crash; you pay it no mind. Not when his lips are on yours, the kiss desperate and needy in a way that has you whining.
He guides you up onto the surface, standing between your legs as his hands rub up and down your thighs. The look in his eyes is laconic, and neither of you need to say anything as you lift your hips for him to shimmy your pants off.
The denim rubs against your skin as he tugs them down just enough to expose you, pushing your panties aside with a low groan that seems to reverberate around the small space.
The desk creaks as he pushes you back flat, and you don’t protest, not even when an eraser digs uncomfortably into your shoulder blade or a pencil stabs your ribs. Not when he’s got his fingers crooked perfectly inside of you, pumping them just slow enough to make you gasp.
“Darry—” “You sure you want this? We can stop…”
You cut him off with a firm shake of the head, hands gripping his wrist just enough for you to point to be clear; he seems to understand.
You swallow heavily as he steps back, belt and zipper filling the silence as he pushes his jeans and boxers down just enough. One hand braces by your head as he pushes in, working you slowly, inch by inch, groaning only when he bottoms out.
“Fuck, sweetheart… You’re tight.” You can only manage a mewl in response, eyes squeezed shut, head tipped back as his hips begin to rut forward, a steady rhythm heightened by the fact that you could be caught at any moment.
Each drag of his cock against your walls, each moan that leaves you, and huff that leaves him only brings about another fear; what if someone forgot something and needed to come back? What if you weren’t the only one left behind?
You’re about to voice this concept when his hips snap forward once more, enough to jolt your body up the desk, and suddenly any care you had for being caught is dashed away, and your concern melts into another loud moan.
It’s fast and messy—the desk squeals with each moment, drowned out by your own sighs and whimpers, the sound of skin on skin echoing through the room.
You come with a sudden cry, the climax creeping up on you so suddenly it takes you by surprise.
Darry can only hum in approval, thumb circling your clit in a way that makes you clench around him; it only takes a few more sloppy thrusts before he’s spilling inside of you, breath hot against your ear as he lets his head tip forward.
All you note with a selcouth smile that maybe staying those last few minutes was worth the time after all.
||۶ৎ kinktober masterlist.
gonna be rebloggin all my fav fics using this photo. I can’t find a better reaction than this one
This guy doesn’t know when to quit smh 🤦🏻♀️
(This is fake, [obvi] please don’t believe it’s real. This is a meme template I found)
We CAN and we WILL !
I want these geriatric cookies so badly 🍪
I did another one !
🙂↕️ yes indeed. Did someone do this already ? Am I really late (yeah) unoriginal ? (Double yeah )
His PEDRUSSY is out !
I wanted to hop on this trend it’s so bad I’m sorry