pink prawns

Fail with consequence, lose with eloquence and smile.

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[sanitymakesposts]

SOMEONE ORDERED THE FUCKING FOOD WE SELL

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[vintage-tigre]

[earhartsease]

bag me up before you go-go

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[anxietyproblem]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i am looking disbespectacledly

[fucxingcuties]

[himynameisemail]

[sandmandaddy69]

[mushroomcaphat]

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

[tlirsgender]

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

[tlirsgender]

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[jeanritchie]

me when i see someone censor the word kill in real life / a website where it’s allowed