I'm No One's Pipedream

Allyn, 25. AFTG blog. May interact with other blog, trage-deigh

[busyliving-busydying]

Andrew study I

[skoell]

Отдыхают

[evyltalks]

femandreil in my head 24/7 unfortunately

[koihoi]

First Neils of 2026

[rainbow-femme]

I love trans Neil headcanons for a number of reasons, specifically how funny it would make how everyone reacts to him having a secret identity is

His father being like “I don’t care that my child is trans, I will respect his pronouns, I’m just going to kill him for unrelated reasons”. Also the idea of him finding out Neil is trans and being like “Oh ok. Your new name is Nathaniel, after me, obviously. Anyway, when you’re dismantling a body your instinct will be to go for the joints, however-“

Riko, and by extension Kevin and Jean, just seamlessly accepting Neil’s new gender into their fucked up codependent evil situationship without missing a beat because Neil’s gender doesn’t matter so long as he’s good at Exy. The others being like “Wait you knew Neil used to be a girl and didn’t mention it?” And Kevin just being like “What does it matter, Exy is a unisex sport, he would be allowed to play either way” and that’s just as far as his brain got

Andrew hooking up with Neil and getting his hands in Neil’s pants and internally going “Well that’s unexpected but honestly still probably only the third most unexpected thing about him” and then just carrying on

And most of all that it would be in character for Neil to not mention it as a narrator because if it doesn’t pertain to Exy, the mafia, or Andrew and Kevin then he’s probably just not even going to consider it relevant

[rafalopesart]

[instigatorjosten]

something about andrew talking neil through penetrative sex the first time/s. something about them having clear communication and being comfortable and safe. something about andrew giving neil the experience he himself should have gotten. something about andrew, who wraps the label of monster around himself to feel strong, only feeling okay with doing it because he is being so gentle with neil; something they never were with him. something about andrew seeing softness in himself as good for the first time.

[instigatorjosten]

the notion of andrew slowly learning that being physically affectionate is okay and not a show of weakness is great. can i propose: for a while there the only sort of hug he can manage is hugging Neil from behind. partially bc it means he can touch Neil while Neil can’t do more than hold onto his forearms, but also so he doesn’t have to look him in the eye for it. he can just bury his head in Neil’s back calming himself down and rationalizing this is normal and nobody is gonna judge him or take advantage of his very clearly, very soft spot.

this is also huge for Neil’s growth too, he is literally giving his back to Andrew, that’s subtle trust but trust nonetheless. and it slowly also desensitizes Neil to people sneaking up to him from behind

[nelicadraws]

Did someone say angsty sexual tension?

[cherbi-kin]

neil u better be ready to throw hands

[instigatorjosten]

Nicky: how did i not realize you two have been dating until now?

Neil, who just spent months learning what friendship is, knowing even less about what constitutes as dating: we’re dating????

andrew, who he is clearly dating and in the most loving devoted relationship possible with: no

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[tealikerooibos]

Andrew Minyard probably

[instigatorjosten]

do you guys remember in The Raven King, that chapter where Neil’s inner monologue is like two pages of him worrying about wasting money just as a way to justify why he thinks shopping is stupid? yeah, that’s always been funny to me bc he’s such a dramatic little shit just ranting about how hard being on the run as a way to say “so fuck the mall”

but its even funnier to think about how fast he gave the money to Andrew so he could buy a car. like.

Neil: i need to save up, i can’t afford a new shirt, i need my resources to sur- Andrew baby let me spoil you, you need a Maserati

[glazedcecilia]

behind every gay person (kevin) is a more evil even gayer person (andrew) and behind that gay person (andrew) is an unfathomably sinister queer abyss (neil)

[vinylfoxposts]

Foxes (+ Kate) exposing Andreil

Bonus: Andrew's reaction to all the pictures

Kandreil ver

[link-links]

andrew when he finds out neil is at the nest:

[autisticcodex]

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[goatexx]

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[quasi-normalcy]

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