And all that jazz!

31. Polish. Sociologist or something. Bisexual or something. Full-time fangirl. In another life I would be a penguin. "I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?" (Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald )

[tennant]

I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email.

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[justjordan96]

I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics

[jemariel]

I too hate sleeping and would like to never do it again

[anexperimentallife]

[catgirlcaliphate]

Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

[everythingfox]

Burshies

(via)

[authorlaurawinter]

[istanbulefsanesi-deactivated202]

[studentlifeproblems]

[bunjywunjy]

What animal looks like it would screm the loudest

the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!

and they absolutely look like it.

[peppermintquartz]

edit: i couldn’t resist

[peppermintquartz]

That felt too mild so may i present AAAAAA bird v2

[weirdoughnut]

saved as →

[intjacob]

[dollsahoy]

These are cute but misleading, because the call doesn’t go on–it’s more like one single, quick, rusty beep, only that  beep is one of the loudest sounds made by any land animal

[beetleboo]

oh i’m so glad you have a video of ‘em, I knew I had seen one before!

I have provided an updated funnypic to more accurately reflect the reality of the bird.

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[catasters]

[cielsoleil]

Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

[booasaur]

Saturday Night Live - 46x17

[dankmemeuniversity]

[boopednose]

Just fuckin tag me next time

[1coweveryday]

6/20/21🐄

[montygreen]

2021 Pride Month Celebration [14/30 LGBT+ Characters] Clare Devlin “I’m not being an individual on me own!”

[lmaonade]

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

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