Brutus Lexius

MUHAHAHAHAHahaha..hahaha....ha....*sigh*

[my-wayward-son-carry-on]

Sorry [x]

[thornyrosewithoutthet]

@setheverman

[setheverman]

mood

[therealjacksepticeye]

This picture is just the reverse of this…

[setheverman]

jack…

[flowercrownbi]

The end of May mood

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

post enhanced 

[queersona]

[nerdbaron]

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[retroactivebakeries]

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

don’t worry about it

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[surprisebitch]

this is triggering

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

time to call otters “moist boys”

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

he is a very moist boy

[marsapartment]

I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

[targent]

can lizards be stopped?

short answer: no

[shinybeedrill]

what is the long answer?

[sauteedchildren]

definitely not

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[dailyjeons]

jungkook dead ass yelled ‘i want eat’ at the dude and got the goddamn churro’s, baby boy effectiveness Lethal jdskfhdsf

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[minyoongihoseok]

a cutie

[softjeon]

will blackpink ever be back in my area?

[blazepress]

Family gathering.

[spiroandthelacktones]

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

[mercenaryflower-deactivated2024]

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

reblog if you love aunt carol