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KT - Zoology Student -  Australian blog full of shit

[sobcat]

2026 half year report 🐎

yippee! 🍀

all in all, not bad 🦩

hoping for better... 🧍‍♀️

only a miracle can save 2026 now

despair and misery 🪾

Remaining time: 3 hours 34 minutes

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[amuseoffyre]

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

[solidcarbon]

THE ARTIST

[dogpuppy]

[diserbillyti]

My American and Canadian friends know that certain familiar chains have different, often dumber names in Australia, like Burger King is called Hungry Jack's, etc. So I've been doing this thing where I act like I don't know what Walmart is and and then I make up a name.

"You know, Walmart? It's like a giant retail chain?"

"Do you mean Wolly Dolly's?"

"What"

"Yeah they call it Wolly Dolly's because you spend your dollies, dollars, at Wolly's."

[kushblazer666]

[draeneis]

the disembodied gay fist blizzard tweeted for marriage equality was the earth elemental that killed garrosh

[draeneis]

[bruj4h]

fuck you garrosh wasn’t homophobic ok? ok

[petedarat]

he is, that’s why he died

[bruj4h]

no he did not i don’t recall that ever happening don’t spread this misinformation

[petedarat]

“i don’t support gay marriage” - garrosh, unprompted

threw a bell on a young gay boy

[swampgallows]

sorry for mspaint + mouse but this is how i imagine the “garrosh, unprompted” scenario every time i read it

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[piratearr]

Baby noisies at the dog park (not a good place to have fledglings!)

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[syissuffering]

f…fifteen…

[geckosquid]

Thirteen

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real