captain molly !

she/her • 25 • hufflepuff. I am a big nerd who has too many interests. my posts are tagged as #mollysmusings

[memories]

#twilight and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by piratewhore

[teenscoolest]

why cant i cry money instead of tears

[brambleghost]

Rain

As requested by @lokihiddleston

[fanghusband-remade]

babe are you okay you've barely talked about vampires today :/

[dcnnatroya]

ELIZABETH HARMON - FAVORITE OUTFITS

The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have exactly 4 opinions on perfume, who wants to hear them

[dracomysthical]

Hell yeah go off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you ❤️

perfume is gender neutral

more perfume should smell like flowers and citrus and fun crap like that. also more novelty scents. if I want to smell like a freshly opened can of Play-Doh that’s my business.

people need to be careful not to wear too much, especially in classrooms & workplaces & on public transport. it’s an allergy issue.

perfume bottles should ridiculously, absurdly, ludicrously ornate again. if it doesn’t glow in the dark or at least have filigree & one those squeezy things, it shouldn’t be legally marketed as a luxury item

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[bakwaaas]

tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s

[lokihiddleston]

CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

[dark-soul9]

sometimes you hide your feelings from yourself too

[pecry]

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

[lokihiddleston]

“Loki grew up in a palace, and he’s very balletic, the way he fights. It’s very graceful and very beautiful. Loki has this matador style of fighting, where everything is about a kind of elegance and a kind of showmanship. We’re actually trying to build on everything I’ve done, but make it even more graceful, I suppose. If I can.” LOKI’S FIGHTING

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[best-of-reblogs]

[mushfae]

[lokihiddleston]

LOKI SERIES Episode 4

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

can I just point out that Loki fighting unarmed against multiple armed opponents and holding his own, even briefly, is extremely hot

okay that’s all, thanks for your time

[boymiffy]

every time i watch a movie im like i will literally never get over this

[merlinoutofcontext]

the 2020s merlin fandom does not talk about the merlin video diaries nearly enough as we should

[merlinoutofcontext]

case in point

[patrick-stewart]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)