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[piscesbiitch]

Star Wars characters in Hogwarts Houses:

prequels:

Anakin Skywalker - Gryffindor (too stubborn for his own good, Extra, too brave for his own good, overprotective, Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass, reckless personified, flippy jumps off of explosions!!, No Thoughts Head Empty)

Obi Wan Kenobi - Ravenclaw (follows the rules, witty!!, The Negotiator, talks his way out of problems, flirts with his enemies, 99% of Anakins impulse control, just look at the entirety of the Brain Invaders episode)

Ahsoka Tano - Gryffindor (inherited Anakins stubbornness, Snips, smol Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass, did i mention stubborn, has a strong moral compass, Will Fight You, remember when she decapitated half of Deathwatch? i do)

Padme Amidala - Gryffindor (kept a gun by the thrown when she was queen, is ready for a fight Always, will die fighting for what she believes in, very trusting, completes the Stubborn Holy Trinity)

Captian Rex - Gryffindor (lets be honest, most of the clones would be in Gryffindor with their Headassery, brave af, "loyalty means everything to the clones" like??? Gryffindor. )

Qui Gon Jinn - Ravenclaw (the midichlorian conversation anyone??, is the Luna Lovegood of the Jedi, wiiiise)

Darth Maul - Slytherin (the most ambitious person in the galaxy, ambition, did i mention Ambition??? also revenge)

Asajj Ventress - Slytherin (also very ambitious, has almost died for revenge multiple times, Bold, tends to lean on the more selfish side of things)

original trilogy:

Luke Skywalker - Gryffindor (bravery!!!, just kinda rolled with the punches, also very stubborn!!!! definitely Padmes son, another Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass)

Leia Organa - Slytherin (the perfect rebel, literally helps overthrow the Empire which is pretty fucking ambitious tbh, strong leader, a Bold Woman, Takes No Shit, "well someone has to save our skins")

Han Solo - Hufflepuff (will drop everything to help his friends 24/7, very caring, cares too much actually, Loyal, seems like an exceptional finder, very Passionate)

Chewbacca - Hufflepuff (is if a shag carpet had the personality of an overgrown golden retriever, Pure!!!!, sticks by Han through all of his shit, the best friend anyone could have)

Lando Calrissian - Slytherin (sold out his friend and for what? selfish dumbass. but he redirected his ambition towards a better cause, is also very assertive)

R2D2 - Gryffindor (BADASS, the drunk uncle at the wedding, "hold my beer" personified, teaches BB8 swears for fun)

Yoda - Ravenclaw (Wise Old Master trope, but is more of a crazy space wizard tbh)

sequels:

Rey - Gryffindor (inherited the Jedi Stubbornness gene, is a big brave girl who dont need no Jedi!!, Will Kick Your Ass, is on guard at all times, may seem like a ray of sunshine on the outside but is all Fight on the inside, idealistic)

Finn - Hufflepuff (cares very very much about the wellbeing of his friends, listens to his heart instead of his head, Pure, has a very good heart, is just an all around great guy!!)

Poe Dameron - Gryffindor (he would be in Hufflepuff if his dumbass didn't try and start a mutiny in tlj, Bravery, has his head stuck in his cockpit, Will Not back down from a fight)

Kylo Ren - Slytherin (very ambitious indeed...., selfish to a fault at times, Anger Issues)

Ben Solo - Gryffindor (literally gave his life to save Rey, entered a fight that he had no idea if survival was guaranteed, that is the definition of Brave, my sweet boy)

Rose Tico - Ravenclaw (actually Has Braincells, very intelligent, rose through the ranks very quickly, is probably one of the only things keeping the Rebellion together at this point)

BB8 - Hufflepuff (Baby!!!!, loyalty is the default setting, did i mention baby!!)

rebels:

Kanan Jarrus - Gryffindor (headass, extremely stubborn, extremely reckless, playful despite his traumas, likes to keep the situation light, is the most selfless person I Love Him)

Hera Syndulla - Gryffindor (too brave for her own good, also extremely stubborn, always puts the mission and her crews safely above her own, if you hurt her kids she Will End You)

Sabine Wren - Ravenclaw (insanely smart, creative!!!, stands out as an individual in a crowd, the brains of the Ghost Crew, Snarky AF, very expressive)

Ezra Bridger - Slytherin (very ambitious, strong willed, he may be a headass but at least he's smart about it, very goal oriented, a driven individual Indeed)

Zeb - Hufflepuff (always down to kick some ass for his friends, Big Brother energy, big heart, Loyal)

Chopper - Gryffindor (big Fuck Da Police energy, Will Fight You for free, just a lil shit)

[boobyte]

The duality of reviews on wake up dead man

[snoopysupe]

tower fics are so back baby

[sheryl-lee]

I remember everything I did. And the worst part is, I remember liking it. Because I felt powerful. I felt fearless. And most of all, in control. But when I came through it, I learned something else... Control is overrated.

Dylan O'Brien as Stiles Stilinski TEEN WOLF — Season 4

[sototallynormaliswear]

[wanna-bee]

[fulltimecatwitch]

WILLING TO FIGHT ANYONE WHO DARES TO EVEN LOOK AT HIM THE WRONG WAY

[downbythetidepools]

hello Star Wars fandom

[meiloorunn]

every character in skeleton crew: don’t trust jod he will betray you

me when jod does indeed betray the kids instead of becoming their adoptive dad: well we couldn’t have seen this coming at all

[frownyalfred]

60% of the Justice League's problems could be solved instantly if someone was allowed to say "be fucking for real right now" during meetings.

[arguablysomaya]

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[91-1lover]

What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

[evaningotham]

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

[the-purple-possum]

100000% believe Jason bought this mug for Dick as a gag gift one year, and it back fired as now its his favourite mug, because duh, its from his baby brother.

Alfred has attempted to hide it several times, but to his dismay, its always back in use within a day.

[halhighball]

'dick was the angry robin' 'jason was the angry robin' 'tim wa-' NONE OF THEM WERE 'THE ANGRY ROBIN' THEY ALL DEAL WITH THEIR TRAUMA IN THEIR OWN WAYS AND ALL OF THEM HAVE A BROAD SPECTRUM OF EMOTIONS. ALL OF THEM HAVE LOST THEIR COOL OR HAD AN OUTBURST AT SOME POINT. ITS JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A DEEPLY TRAUMATIZED CHILD!!!! THEY CANNOT BE REDUCED TO JUST ONE WORD THEYRE ALL COMPLEX AND THREE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!!

[ch3shiresmil3]

Some of My Favorite Batfam Fic Tropes

In no particular order:

 - The batfam have their own language of chirps, trills, tweets, and whistles, and they use it in front of other ppl (civilians, the jla, whatever) and the other ppl go “what the actual fuck”

 - Bruce throwing the batarang at Jason Todd’s neck actually Does Damage™, and eventually the other members of the family find out and lose their shit

 - “Hey Tim?” “Yeah?” “Where’s your fucking spleen :)” “Lost it.” “LOST IT??”

 - Damian calling his brothers Akhi :)

 - “How many kids do you HAVE??” -The entire Justice League

 - Jason going to Titans Tower, seeing Tim, saying “is anyone gonna parent that” and then not waiting for an answer.

 - Literal Toddler Tim Drake informing the Batfamily that yes he knows everyone’s identity, and really if you didn’t want people to figure it out you should stop showing off your extremely niche skills during patrols Nightwing.

 - “Dude your son is a crime boss.” “Ex-crime boss :/”

 - A Batfamily member hearing someone talk about their civilian identity (bc, yknow,, they’re famous) and just having to Deal With It because what the fuck else are they supposed to do??

 - The Justice League hearing about Batman and assuming he (& his family) are demons or vampires or some other cryptid, and then meeting him and finding out he’s just Some Guy.

 - The batfamily learning the origin of the name Robin

- The Justice League meeting the Batfamily and specifically learning who Red Hood is, and one of the heroes nervously asks “Didn’t the second Robin.. die?” and Jason just goes “yeah lol”

Edit // If ur seeing this original post by itself, I already posted a fic rec list related to these tropes :)