milf lover and old man sexualizer

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[irreparableteacup]

[mlarayoukai]

[normalblognormalboy-moved]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[itscozytime]

playing tomodachi life living the dream

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

[my-dailydreams]

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

@trans-seraphim

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[dogpuppy]

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

Nobody is doing it like pirates of the caribbean was doing it. The first movie spends 20 minutes introducing us to every main character, their thoughts on piracy, and how nuanced and fraught the subject is in port royal, and then proceeds to introduce the most pirate pirate to ever pirate